Category: Comedic Prose

Cleveland Cavaliers’ Kyrie Irving and Nuggets’ Nate Robinson pick up game

Kyrie Irving of the Cavaliers and Nate Robinson of the Denver Nuggets played in some weird pick up game. I’m not sure if they were invited. I assume they were, but who knows. Maybe they’re those guys that just walk on the court and say, “I got now, I don’t care who has next.”

 

Or maybe they showed up to a terrible game, and everyone welcomed there presence like the Nike Fun Police,

Who knows? One thing I do know is that even in a impromptu pick up game, David Lee still isn’t trusted with the ball. That’s right David Lee is in this video. Can you find him?

 

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Jay Z dropped the hyphen, and a horrible album “Thank you Samsung”

Jay(no dash)Z dropped Magna Carta Holy Grail at 12am on July 4th. This is his 11th solo album and the worst of his career. I’m a huge Jay-Z fan. He happens to be my favorite rapper, so it hurts me to say, “Magna Carta Holy Grail, is an epic disaster. Not only is it the…
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Cavaliers are legit with Andrew Bynum

y The Cleveland Cavaliers have agreed to a 2 year contract with Andrew Bynum worth up to $24 million (The words “up to” are very important in this scenario. Because the second year is a team option, only $6 million of the first year is guaranteed, and the rest is incentive-laden). When I first heard…
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“You don’t want Dwight Howard…really?”

Man, the propaganda machine against Dwight Howard is in full effect! The sports media would have you believe that he’s a cancer, and whichever team he goes to won’t succeed. The crazy thing is, basketball fans are starting to believe and endorse those sentiments. If you’re one of the people that subscribes to this thinking, I…
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Lebron “King Houdini” James has made an appearance in the NBA Finals

“It’s been 2 years. At times I thought you were gone. Then I look up and there you were, King Houdini, leader of the Miami Heat, playing hot potato on the biggest stage.” During game 3 of the NBA Finals, we were all witnesses again to LeBron’s disappearing act. While Heat fans are trying to…
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A small delay in the Miami Heat Hater Celebration

So the Miami Heat are going back to the NBA Finals, after fighting off the Indiana Pacers in game 7. Unfortunately that means the Heat Hater celebration party will have wait for a couple weeks. And man, was a ready for a celebration last night. I had it all set up on my apartment balcony (I am…
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Cleveland Cavaliers, to trade or not to trade the #1 Pick

When the Cleveland Cavaliers won the NBA lottery, the first thing that came to my mind was, “Oh my gosh! Now they have to draft Nerlens Noel.” Going into this off season the Cavaliers were in a position to round out their roster, and make the playoffs. However now that they have won the lottery,…
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Too Early to apologize to Justin Masterson?

Famously, or rather infamously or maybe unfamously – I don’t know what you call it when no one reads the article you wrote – I wrote an article in which I proposed the idea of putting Justin Masterson on a pontoon boat, and having it  lost at sea. He was the center of the Cleveland…
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See how Miguel went WFF at the Billboard Awards

By now you should have seen my boy Miguel, and how he went Summer Slam on the entire front row at the Billboard Awards. Personally I blame the entire thing on Chris Brown. But there’s no need for me to continue my diatribe.  Watch the video below.     Kortney Shane Williams Editor-in-Chief of Comedic…
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