Month: February 2015

Seen on Fox’s Laughs TV, Kortney Shane Williams host, (Stand-Up Style)

Stand-UpStyleApril5th

For the first time (Stand-Up Style) comes to Naked City Brewery, April 5th at Naked City Brewery. Hosted by, KortneyKortney Shane Williams 017 Shane Williams.

Kortney is an accomplished comedian that has opened for David Alan Grier, Dave Chappelle, and regularly opens for Hannibal Buress. He’s appeared on Comedy Time, Fox’s Laugh TV, and The 206 on NBC. He has been a part of The Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Boston Comedy Festival, Laughing Skull Comedy Festival, and Bumbershoot Arts festival

 

What is (Stand-Up Style)??

“What is (Stand-Up Style)? I thought you’d never ask, mystical voice inside my head.”

(Stand-Up Style) is a comedy showcase that features international touring Stand-Up comedians, and some up-and-coming local openers. This is not an open mic or an amateur night. This is a professional showcase, that’s guaranteed to be a great night of comedy, and not one that turns your one night out, into a 3 hour marathon of unfunny; which ends up being more depressing than entertaining.… Read More

The post Seen on Fox’s Laughs TV, Kortney Shane Williams host, (Stand-Up Style) appeared first on Comedic Prose.

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 46: Mayweather vs. Pacquiao Finally!

MayweathervPac

So Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao are finally going to fight. It’s about 27 years to late, but does it really matter? Are you not going watch the fight? Do you have something better to do May 2nd? I know both fighters are past their prime, but it’s still a huge fight. Plus it’s an excuse to throw a party. Who doesn’t want to have a party? I want to find all these anti-party people, and make sure we never hangout.

I plan on watching the fight. However I do have a dilemma, which I discuss on the show.

I also talks about Adrian Peterson not wanting to go back to the Minnesota Vikings, and I offer him some solutions.

I close the show talking about Phil Jackson ripping the New York Knicks and Alaska legalizing marijuana.

 

Enjoy the podcast and please Subscribe on iTunes.

 

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane
Read More

The post Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 46: Mayweather vs. Pacquiao Finally! Adrian Peterson should do this to the Vikings… appeared first on Comedic Prose.

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 45: Brian Williams’ Lies

kendrick-lamar-the-blacker-the-berry

Brian Williams, oh Brian. What happened?

This is an interesting story, but I have no real opinion on it. Because I watch local news. Local news is where all the action is at. Local news reporters have to make news at least 3 days a week, because sometimes nothing happens. Consequently they end up with odd stories about the local dive bar running a pull tab scam. To me that is entertaining and that’s why I don’t watch Brian Williams. However, I am interested in all this lying. Why say you got shot at in a helicopter, when you work on TV. Come on Brian.

So I talk about Brian Williams on the podcast. Also I realized that Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar officially have new songs. I close the show wondering why people always like to count Tom Brady’s money.

 

Enjoy the podcast and please Subscribe on iTunes.… Read More

The post Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 45: Brian Williams’ Lies, Kanye and Kendrick new tracks, and Tom Brady’s Money appeared first on Comedic Prose.

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 44: 57th Grammy Awards, Kanye West, LeBron James v. Kevin Love?

2015-Grammys

So I finally got the chance to watch the Grammy Awards, and it was better than I thought it would be. I didn’t know who was on stage, but I was entertained. I did find it interesting that they didn’t present rap album on the year on television. Eminem won that award. So this was a sign to everyone that still had doubt. This whole Eminem thing is over. Dude has to start making better music, or he will continue to get his awards in costume closet.

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the 57th Grammy Awards. I also talk about the way LeBron James is dealing with Kevin Love and the Cavaliers organization.

 

Enjoy the podcast and please Subscribe on iTunes.

 

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane
Read More

The post Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 44: 57th Grammy Awards, Kanye West, LeBron James v. Kevin Love? and the Cavaliers appeared first on Comedic Prose.

If you celebrate the New England Patriot Way? You don’t care about the kids!

pats3

Huh…I don’t hear anything. Where’s your outrage against the New England Patriots for the way they acted during their super bowl parade? People sure love to pounce on the Seattle Seahawks, the 80s Miami Hurricanes, and the LeBron Miami Heat teams, for being braggadocios. Where’s the outrage now? I thought we were supposed to make sure athletes were being responsible and raising our kids effectively. That’s why NBC censored Doug Baldwin’s end zone celebration. That’s why we need to make sure Marshawn Lynch talks to the media and wears the right cleats, because kids needs to see their athletes obey authority. And when they don’t live up to their fatherly standards we need to have a summit, and figure out what’s wrong with these people. That’s when we hold up example like Larry Foote and Bill Cosby, “Come on Bill. Teach these kids how to act.” What happened to the heard of ESPN analyst castigating the athletes?… Read More

The post If you celebrate the New England Patriot Way? You don’t care about the kids! appeared first on Comedic Prose.

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 43: Love Seattle Seahawks bravado and hate their passing, Lynch vs. Gronk Mortal Combat, and Soliciting Prostitutes

SeahawksTaunt

The Seattle Seahawks didn’t run the ball at the end of the Super Bowl and that’s why they lost the game. I thought we all agreed that it was a dumb call, and the worst in super bowl history. However, I’m seeing articles defending the play call, and some are even condoning it. The worst part is, Seahawks fans are starting to believe this, and they’re sending the article to me. The article I’m getting the most is Benjamin Morris’ on FiveThirtyEight.com. It is a reasonable article, but it should be held up as some kind of validation. It was a horrible call. When you throw the ball 3 things can happen and two of them are bad. Why would you do that with the game on the line? When you have the best power runner in the league. Don’t out think the room run the ball.

 

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about the Super Bowl.… Read More

The post Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 43: Love Seattle Seahawks bravado and hate their passing, Lynch vs. Gronk Mortal Combat, and Soliciting Prostitutes appeared first on Comedic Prose.