Month: June 2014

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 16: BET Awards Review and Chris Rock going H.A.M.

So I watch the BET Awards last night, and they were surprisingly entertaining. I wanted to write something, but why write when you can talk. So I did a podcast. Please enjoy and subscribe on iTunes. Kortney Shane Williams Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

Taphouse Sessions (Comedy Show) is back at Naked City Sunday Aug. 3rd

  The Taphouse Sessions is back at Naked City Brewery and Taphouse in Greenwood Seattle, Sunday August 3rd. After the success of the first show we are back for more. The Taphouse Sessions is a monthly comedy show featuring National touring headliners and good up-in-coming local comics. With the operative word in the previous sentence being “good.”…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 15: When is it okay to bite

So Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit a man during the World Cup. By now it’s bite heard round the world. Every sports station worth it’s salt has been talking about this bite for days. They have broken down how hard bit, if it were an accidental bite, and if he would every bite again. So…
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Did Pat Riley go preemptive comic sans slave owner rant on LeBron James?

In the interest of full disclosure, I’m a Cavaliers fan. So I may have some blind spots when it comes to my team. For instance, I think Dion Waiters is a good player, and Anthony Bennett will eventually make an all-star team. In addition, I’ve never seen a problem with the infamous letter Dan Gilbert…
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The Cleveland Cavaliers must ditch Joel Embiid

The Cleveland Cavaliers have defied all logic by getting the number 1 pick, not once, not twice, “not three . . .” Now they have the first pick again, in the best draft since 2003 – you know, the one that featured Lebron James, Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and the list goes on,…
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The Cleveland Cavaliers higher David Blatt . . . This is going to be good!

So the Cleveland Cavaliers have hired David Blatt to be their head coach. Who the hell is David Blatt?! I know David Thompson. I know Kyla Pratt. But I don’t know David Blatt. As a matter of fact I don’t anyone with the last name, Blatt. Which was probably clear when I injected Kyla Pratt…
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NBA Finals Spurs, Heat Game 1: the funkiest game in NBA history (James Brown style)

As I watched Game 1 of the NBA Finals last night, I couldn’t help but think, “How funky is it in that arena? It has to smell like a high school football locker room in the middle of hell.” There is no way everyone wore deodorant last night. You know Tony Parker and Boris Diaw…
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Do you love the San Antonio Spurs, or is that Miami Heat hate?

So I’m supposed to believe that everyone loves the San Antonio Spurs. The team that for the last 10 years made everyone cringe at the thought that they may make The NBA Finals. This is the team that doesn’t hesitate to bench it’s starters for nationally televised games. These are games that you have planned…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 14: Lance Stephenson and the NBA Finals

In this episode Kortney and Kyle talk about the NBA Finals, and the Conference Finals. They also discuss how much they loved Lance Stephenson’s antics during the playoffs and who he could play for next season.