Kortney Shane Williams

Kortney's Last Show Podcast


EP 155: Donald Trump Will Quit His Day Job Kortney wonders why Putin isn't producing any pop stars.

EP 154: Everybody's Breast Were Out, "It Was the Grammys" Kortney talks pays homage to the OG of the breast out game, Lil Kim.

EP 153: The Falcons Did Falcons Stuff & Kim Kardashian’s Book Club Kortney talks about Prince's music being made available to streaming services, Iran banning wrestlers, and why John Legend needs to "RUUNNN!" (Richard Pryor Style).

EP 152: LeBron James Pulls Charles Barkley's Card Kortney talks about why Charles Barkley doesn't want it with Cleveland.

EP 151: Olive Garden Goes All You Can Eat Kortney talks about why all you can eat lasagna is a bad idea and watching La La Land.

EP 150: "Do We Hate Our Women?" Kortney talks about the Donald Trump Inauguration Protest and talks about his The Next Four YearsPlaylist.

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Kortney Shane Williams is an international touring comedian. He's been a part of Bridgetown, Boston, and Laughing Skull Comedy Festival. Kortney’s self-deprecating humor has won him finalist spots in both Comedy Central’s South Beach Comedy Festival Competition and NBC’s Stand-Up Showcase. Kortney has opened for Dave Chappelle, David Alan Grier, Darryl Lenox, and Hannibal Buress. He’s also appeared on CBS, Fox’s Laughs TV, NBC’s The 206, and he has been a finalist in both Comedy Central’s South Beach Comedy Festival Competition and NBC’s Stand-Up Showcase. His latest comedy album, and weekly podcast,Kortney's Last Show Podcast is available on iTunes...more


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I'm Right About This

Live Comedy Album

Kortney's third live comedy album. ($5-Hard Copy PayPal Only)

Don't Be That Guy

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Gatorade & Hamburger

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Up Coming Show Schedule

The first Sunday of every month Kortney hosts and produces, (Stand-Up style) Comedy Showcase at Naked City Brewery & Taphouse in Seattle at 7pm.

The Parlor Live, Thurs Jan 5th - Sat Jan 7th Bellevue, WA

Ballard Comedy Hour Hotel Albatross, Wed Jan 18th 8pm Seattle, WA

Jai Thai on Broadway, Fri Jan 27th 9pm Seattle, WA

(Stand-Up Style) Naked City Brewery, Sun Jan 29th 7pm Seattle, WA

Seattle's Best at The Comedy Underground, Wed Feb 15th 8pm Seattle, WA

(Stand-Up Style) Naked City Brewery, Sun March 5th 7pm Seattle, WA

Comedy Night at Decibel Brewing, Fri March 10th 8pm Bothell, WA

(Stand-Up Style) Naked City Brewery, Sun April 2nd 7pm Seattle, WA

Comedy Night at Tacoma Comedy Club, Sun April 23rd 8pm Tacoma, WA

Comedy Night at The Cloverleaf, Sat April 29th 6pm Bremerton, WA

Laughs Unlimited, Fri June 2nd - Sun June 4th 8pm Sacramento, CA

Comedy Night at Clearwater Casino, Tues Oct 24th 7pm Poulsbo, WA


For More Videos Check Out Kortney's YouTube Page at, YouTube.com/Kshanecomedy

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Comedy Time At The Icehouse

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