Category: The Purple Drank (vices)

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 118: UFC Sells for $4 Billion & D Wade to Chicago

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I am joined again by my brother. We go all around sports world. We talk about the UFC selling for $4 Billion dollars, Jon Jones failing a drug test, and what can be done to increase their product. We talk about Dwyane Wade going back to Chicago,…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 107: Gas Mask Bong & Seattle May Day

On this episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, I talk about May Day in Seattle (If you haven’t already, or even if you have. Look up at that picture again). Seattle had a scheduled riot over the weekend. I wasn’t there but I saw some funny pictures – Check Them Out Here – Not only…
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The Fantastic New Pringles Tortillas Nacho Chips

I don’t work for Pringles, but after this endorsement I should. As a matter of fact after this endorsement I should own a piece of Pringles. Maybe they could sponsor the website or the podcast. Hell, maybe they can sponsor both. “Hit me up Pringles!” Here it is: Pringles came out with these new tortillas…
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Brazilian Meat Feast (All You Can Eat style)

I’ve heard mystical stories of Brazilian restaurants that would feed you an unlimited amount of meat. All you had to do is pay a flat rate, and they would bring you meat by the wheel barrow. I remember when my brother told me a story of such a place. He said they brought him meat…
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Snooki’s pregnant?!@#% Hopefully this is the End of the Jersey Shore

This season of the Jersey Shore sucks (whew now that I got that out of my system)! I told myself that I was done with the Jersey Shore after this season. I kept that proclamation to myself. However the latex gods that be, must have been of the same opinion. The gods of latex have…
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Carlos Boozer of the Chicago Bulls, “Are you using hair butter?”

I didn’t plan on writing today because I like to take Tuesdays off to perfect my FIFA 12 skills, and since I’m dedicated to the process of being a champion I don’t like to waver. However all that went out the window when I realized there was a coat of stuff in Carlos Boozer’s of…
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Paula Abdul Gets the X Factor, Hopefully She Starts Robbing Drug Dealers

When I found out that Paula Abdul got fired from some show called The X Factor I was almost brought to tears. I was stunned. It completely caught me off guard. Really? Paula got fired, straight up? What happened? Was she smoking crack again (I don’t know if she smoked crack the first time but…
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Elisabetta Canalis Goes From George Clooney to Jackass…”WTF?”

Women have a vice that is mind boggling. I’ve seen most of the women I’m associated with in life take part in this particular vice at least once, and it is quite simply one of the strangest things I’ve ever witnessed. When a woman dates an amazing man and it doesn’t work out she will…
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Welcome To Comedic Prose

I don’t know if you’re here by mistake, or if you actually plan your day around this post. Hopefully you planned your day around the launch of this site. I enjoy the idea of some desperate guy setting pacing while he watches the clock on the microwave thinking, “I wonder what the first piece will…
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