Month: October 2012

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Ball Night: Boston Celtics vs. Miami Heat, “It’s about to go down” (Gangnam style)

It is a Ball Night, with a capital “B” After an offseason full of transactions it’s finally time to see “Who wants what?” (Memphis Bleek style)1. The time for speculation around the L.A. Lakers is over. We don’t have to guess how Dwight Howard will play, and how the Lakers will fit. We will now get…
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When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong, Starring a Random Cleveland Bus Driver

This video speaks for itself,   Hadoken, Kortney Shane Williams Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

Go ahead and yell, “Notre Dame Sucks”

Notre Dame Football, improved to 7 – 0 on the season with a weekend. That’s right, Notre Dame’s athletic director found seven tomato cans, and the football team was able to beat them. Personally I think it calls for a nationwide celebration. I suggest we nominate Touchdown Jesus , as the next president of the…
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The Cleveland Browns get rid of their Big Tuna, Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren has been fired from the Cleveland Browns. Now I know there was some press release where they said he stepped down, and planned on retiring at the end of the season. However we know that’s not true. Who believes that a guy woke up 6 games into the football season and decided to…
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Joe Biden Getting Aggressive, because His Boy Obama Got Slapped

So Joe Biden, went overly agressive dude at the strip club, during the Vice Presidential debate (I’m not sure if it’s actually a Vice Presidential debate, but it sounds right), to try to make up for the way Barack Obama got slapped around by Mitt Romney last week. Now I didn’t watch the Vice Presidential,…
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Jersey Shore Go Away, and Don’t Come Another Day

For some reason I got suck watching the Jersey Shore a couple days ago. Now I’m not quite sure how it happened. Maybe it was fate? Kind of like a final destination situation. Where even when you try and get away. Eventually your television just gets suck on MTV at 10 o’ clock. That could be what…
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