Month: August 2014

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 20: 2014 Cleveland Browns Preview

So I decided to record a podcast of my 2014 Cleveland Browns preview. I needed to amend some things I said. Mainly that the Browns would make the playoffs (spoiler alert). I recorded this pre Josh Gordon banishment. Also I need to squeeze off a podcast. It’s been too long, or as Timbaland would say,…
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2014 Cleveland Brown’s Season Preview

In honor of the Cleveland Browns Season kicking off. I did a couple short videos to preview their season. I drop some bold predictions, and I will give you a sneek peek on one. The Cleveland Browns are going to be elite on defense. I previewed both the offense and the defense, and threw in…
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NFL may make me lose respect for Coldplay

It’s rumored that the NFL has selected their group of finalists to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show. Among the finalists to perform is Coldplay (there are also some other people in the group of finalist, but they’re not worth mentioning. The most they can get is a footnote here1). Which on the surface…
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July’s Show was a packed house…next Taphouse Showcase Sunday September 7th

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Thanks to everyone who came out to July’s Taphouse Sessions Comedy Showcase. It was a packed house and everyone enjoyed themselves. If you think I’m lying look at the Instagram picture above (by the way you can follow me on Instagram @kortneyshane), and if people didn’t enjoy themselves I wouldn’t be writing this post. Instead, the head of Naked City Brewery would have yanked the show, and I would be eviscerating people who didn’t show up.

So thank you for allowing us the see another month.

Also special thanks to Geoff Brousseau for coming by and doing a set.

 

The next Taphouse Sessions Comedy Showcase is Sunday September 7th at 7pmNakedCitySept7th

Tickets are $6 in advance and $10 at the door

Get tickets now at: Brown Paper Tickets

The Taphouse Sessions is Seattle’s premiere Sunday night standup showcase, bringing a rotating selection of audaciously talented performers to the keg-lined stage at Naked City Brewery.… Read More

July’s Show was a packed house…next Taphouse Showcase Sunday September 7th

Thanks to everyone who came out to July’s Taphouse Sessions Comedy Showcase. It was a packed house and everyone enjoyed themselves. If you think I’m lying look at the Instagram picture above (by the way you can follow me on Instagram @kortneyshane), and if people didn’t enjoy themselves I wouldn’t be writing this post. Instead,…
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Looks like Rickie Fowler shops at Lids

I don’t know who Rickie Fowler is, but he’s seems like a dude I’d like to hangout out with. First of all he gets all his clothes from Marshalls. So I know we would mesh financially. I don’t have to worry about him picking some expensive place to eat. Rickie seems like the dude that…
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Will Tiger Woods’ hard head makes a soft a**

“A hard head makes a soft ass” I grew up knowing what that expression meant before I had the ability to form a clear thought. That’s probably why I’ve never been arrested, because somewhere in the back of my mind I can hear my dad saying that on a loop. Apparently Tiger Woods was raised…
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