Kortney’s Last Show, EP 53: Jameis Winston’s Hookup Story #Tidal

On Episode 53 of The Last Show Podcast. I talk about Jameis Winston claim that he got the hookup on the crab legs. I break down what A hookup is, and tell you what not to do if you get caught. I also talk about Kevin Love missing the playoffs, because his arm was ripped […]

Kevin Love out for Playoff Second Round, “Oh! Canada”…Cavaliers still beat the Chicago Bulls*

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So it has been confirmed that Kevin Love will officially miss the second round of the playoffs, because Kelly Olynyk of all people, ripped his arm off. This is a bad look for Canada. Canada is known as such a peaceful country. I need my Canadian friends to give me some kind of explanation. Did Kelly Olynyk not get the, “How to be a successful Canadian for Dummies” manual? Apparently things get real when they’re about to get swept in the first round of a playoffs series, they should have never been in in the first place. One minute you think things are going according to plan, and the Cavs will coast through the Eastern Conference. Then a dude named Kelly turns into Sgt. Slaughter and throws a curveball into Cleveland’s season. Then again maybe this is the universe paying back the Cavaliers for what they did.

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 52: ESPN’s Britt McHenry’s tow truck rant was great!

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On episode 52 of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Britt McHenry’s tow truck rant. It wasn’t really a rant against tow trucks. It was a rant against an employee of a tow truck company. Personally I support her hate against the tow truck employee on the surface. I say on the surface, because I didn’t do a lot a research. If go full support on the McHenry, someone will email me some tragic email about how she knee capped children at a Chuck E’ Cheeses. So I have surface support for her in relation to the rant on the tow truck business, which I discuss on the podcast.

I also talk about what we can take away from the Aaron Hernandez situation – *Spoiler Alert* Don’t Kill People -, I tell you why Russell Wilson will stay in Seattle forever, a woman that ate 13 lbs. of steak, and my Diabolical Hater of the Week, Monty Williams

 

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 51: Madonna Kisses Drake, Kanye West Jumps in a Lake, and Streaming Coachella

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about Coachella. That means talk about Madonna kissing Drake. What happened right there? Drakes reaction reminds me of Justin Timberlake’s reaction when he whipped out Janet Jackson’s breast at the super bowl (and what a great super bowl it was. That’s the reason I no […]

Thanks to everyone who stayed till 8:30, Brian Moote was great, and (Stand-Up Style) is every first Sunday

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Thanks to everyone that stayed for (Stand-Up Style) Comedy Showcase this past Sunday. I know the show was delayed by 2 hours, and I wouldn’t have been surprised if everyone went home. However, most everybody stuck it out, and got a treat in Brian Moote.

Brian was fantastic. I heard nothing, but great things from everyone who attended. No one even brought up the fact that the show started late. So big thanks to Brian for coming through, and making me look good.

Also Billy Anderson and Jamal Harrington were great. I had people that have been to several shows, who told me it was the best lineup of comedians they had seen. That was in large part because of Billy and Jamal. They made the lineup strong throughout the show.

At the end of the show Sunday, I announced that I had been asked by Naked City to produce a monthly comedy show.… Read More

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 50: Chicago Cubs Fans Peeing in Cups

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On episode 50 of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Chicago Cubs Fans that were forced to pee in cups…or did they volunteer? Regardless people went to a baseball game. Thinking there was working bathrooms. Only to find out that there was a 30 minute wait to use the bathroom. That’s when people decided it was a good idea to pee in cups.

I also talk about all the sour people surrounding college basketball. Why cant you’ll just enjoy the games? And if you’re going to be sour about one and done, don’t you have to castigate Duke and Coach K? What about Bo Ryan being sour? Oh so much sour stuff in the Tournament.

I also elect Andrew Harrison as the most diabolical hater of the week.

 

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