Category: Comedic Prose

You may be asking yourself, “How does Kyrie Irving of the Cleveland Cavaliers celebrate being name the 8th best player in the NBA, by ESPN?” Well, he take people ice skating.   It can be debated, whether Kyrie Irving is or isn’t the 8th best player in the NBA. What can’t be debated is his…
Read more

I went to see Kanye West, in Seattle, at his first stop on the Yeezus tour. Note self: Don’t ever, ever ever ever ever, be the first stop on a tour again.   My Yeezus experience started off late. And by late I mean, the show was supposed to start at 8 o’ clock and…
Read more

I got the crazy opportunity to open up for Dave Chappelle for a weekend. I will spare you the details on how it came together. I sure you want to know, but, it’s none of your business. Plus if I tell all 200 of the people that read my website1, one of those people may know…
Read more

If you’re a Cleveland Indians fan, or someone that’s simply a fan of competent baseball. Do you trust Chris Perez? It may seem like a complex question on the surface, but if you’ve been paying attention. There is only one correct answer, “Hell No!” If you struggled with the previous question. I want to know…
Read more

So Daniel Gibson, formally of the Cleveland Cavaliers posted that picture on instagram. It pretty much self explanatory what he tried to do. Obviously he felt like the Cavalier fans deserved more than they got from him while he was in Cleveland. However, if you’re a Cleveland fan you have to ask yourself, “Why is he…
Read more

So LeBron James is a producer now? How great is that? The guy that “couldn’t win the big one” has decided to take his talents on set. I thought the pre-title celebration where LeBron, Bosh, and Wade rose from the earth like the undertaker at Summer Slam was something but this takes the cake. On a…
Read more

This is the official price for keepers in The Pillar fantasy league. It is based on the ESPN average price for players in auction drafts this year. I have adjusted the number to the Pillar spending limit of $350. Instead of the ESPN spending limit which is $200. By using a simple formula: Average ESPN…
Read more

  The Tampa Bay Rays should be supported far more than they currently are by fans in Tampa. And before 3 people in South Tampa point that the stadium is actually not located in Tampa. I will say, St. Petersburg is part of Tampa Bay. You can act like you don’t know “those people”, or…
Read more

So this is what we all been waiting for ain’t it… Kanye West has dropped the video for Black Skinned. It’s maybe his best track of his album Yezuss, and the video does not disappoint. However if you were confused as to what the song meant when you listened to it the first time. This video…
Read more

So this is what we all been waiting for ain’t it…

Kanye West has dropped the video for Black Skinned. It’s maybe his best track of his album Yezuss, and the video does not disappoint. However if you were confused as to what the song meant when you listened to it the first time. This video does nothing to clear up that confusion.

For the record I have listened to this song a least a hundred times, and I watched this video twice. Yet I still don’t know what a black skinhead is. I thought it was someone who was tired of conforming to the system and decided to live by their own rules. However, now that I have seen the video I feel like it’s a Coyote mixed with one of those Tupac Coachella holograms. I just pray it’s something that doesn’t bring shame to my family as I drive around blasting it while I text and drive.

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane
… Read More