Category: Comedic Prose

Kendrick Lamar Takes the Grammy Awards Show

Kendrick Lamar got snub last night at the Grammys. After being nominated for 7 awards he took home nothing. Which was ridiculous. Kendrick put out one of the best albums in the last 10 years, and there should have been some recognition for that1. However he did have the performance of the night with  Imagine…
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Kendrick Lamar’s good kid, m.A.A.d city, Should Win the Album of the Year Grammy

Kendrick Lamar’s album good kid, m.A.A.d city, is Grammy nominated for album of the year and he should win. good kid, m.A.A.d city is an album that will live far beyond this year, and I can’t say that about the other nominees. That’s right, I’m about to go in on Macklemore and Lorde. So if…
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The Cleveland Cavaliers and Kyrie Irving lose to D.J. Augustin

I just watched the Kyrie Irving and Loul Deng led Cleveland Cavaliers lose to injury riddled Chicago Bulls led by D.J. Augustin. The same D.J. Augustin that couldn’t dribble last year in the playoffs. The same D.J. Agustin that was cut by the Toronto Raptors. Yeah, that D.J. Augustin put up 27 and 7 on…
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The Great Seattle Seahawks and the 12th Man Complex

The Seattle Seahawks are the best team in the NFC. They could be headed to their second Super bowl, in the history of the franchise. But for the sake of my sanity I hope not, because I can’t take the 12th man any more. Enough! Now please note everyone in Seattle. I’m not talking about…
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Cleveland Cavaliers get some Loul Deng and insurance

So the Cleveland Cavaliers turned Andrew Bynum’s arthritic knees and 3 draft picks (one first round from Sacramento and two second round picks from Portland), into Loul Deng. Deng is a 2 time all-star and is still in his prime. I could also add that he was a part of those fraudulent Chicago Bulls teams…
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Nnamdi Asomugha, up and vanished like a fart in the wind

I think we will all remember where we were when we heard Nnamdi Asomugha of the Oakland Raiders/Philadelphia Eagles/not really a member of, but cashed check from, San Francisco 49ers retired.     I was out of town, and about to fall asleep on my wife while she watched, New Girl. When I got a text from…
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Dion Waiters, scapegoat for underachieving

Dion Waiters and the Cleveland Cavaliers, haven’t been coming along as quickly as many people thought. Going into this season they were unanimously picked as a team that would take the leap to the playoffs. So when the Cavaliers stumbled out of the gate at 4 – 12, it was time issue blame. The blame…
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There is no way…or is there a way Robinson Cano signs with the Seattle Mariners?

. The idea that Robinson Cano would play for the Seattle Mariners is preposterous. He is using the Mariners to get a contract from a team that he really wants to play for. Now I applaud Seattle for their inconsequential effort. It’s nice for them to try to land a good player. I’m use to…
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Kanye West, a Bound 2 disaster…“That was Kim Kardashian?”

If you haven’t seen Kanye West’s new video Bound 2, you haven’t missed anything. You can easily find the video on the internet. But you can also keep downloading music through Limewire (the latter is more likely to lead to less viruses). Or if you’re so inclined, you can click on the embedded video below.…
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Kyrie Irving of the Cleveland Cavaliers, and another episode of Uncle Drew

Kryie Irving of the Cleveland Cavaliers, is back with another episode of Uncle Drew. Now I don’t know if the title of this series is actually called “Uncle Drew”, but that’s what I call it. I think it’s called Pepsi Max…Max series of Max…or some confusing combination of those words. It really doesn’t matter what…
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