Category: Comedic Prose

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 17: LeBron James free agency

The LeBron James to Cleveland movement is in full effect, and I can’t believe it. Why would LeBron want to leave Miami? Why does he love Akron so much? Is Dan Gilbert going to apologize for that letter that he wrote? What the hell is going on with LeBron James and his free agency? The…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 16: BET Awards Review and Chris Rock going H.A.M.

So I watch the BET Awards last night, and they were surprisingly entertaining. I wanted to write something, but why write when you can talk. So I did a podcast. Please enjoy and subscribe on iTunes. Kortney Shane Williams Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 15: When is it okay to bite

So Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit a man during the World Cup. By now it’s bite heard round the world. Every sports station worth it’s salt has been talking about this bite for days. They have broken down how hard bit, if it were an accidental bite, and if he would every bite again. So…
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The Cleveland Cavaliers higher David Blatt . . . This is going to be good!

So the Cleveland Cavaliers have hired David Blatt to be their head coach. Who the hell is David Blatt?! I know David Thompson. I know Kyla Pratt. But I don’t know David Blatt. As a matter of fact I don’t anyone with the last name, Blatt. Which was probably clear when I injected Kyla Pratt…
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Do you love the San Antonio Spurs, or is that Miami Heat hate?

So I’m supposed to believe that everyone loves the San Antonio Spurs. The team that for the last 10 years made everyone cringe at the thought that they may make The NBA Finals. This is the team that doesn’t hesitate to bench it’s starters for nationally televised games. These are games that you have planned…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 12: Macklemore dresses Jewish

So, I don’t know what made Macklemore think it was a good idea to dress up like a Jewish person, but that was a mistake.   Anytime you decide to dress up like a member of a particular race, you need to not do that. In the words of the great Andre 3000, “Too soon!…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 11: Jay-Z gets beat on in an elevator

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. I wanted to talk about some other things. However the bat signal was sent out. So, I’m talk about Solange beating on Jay-Z in an elevator and Johnny Manziel. If you haven’t seen the video go to my site KortneyShaneWilliams.com

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 09: Lance Stephenson Fight

I talk about the Fight that happened between Lance Stephenson and Evan Turner. I also talk about what is happening with the Pacers as a whole. Later in the show I discuss Rubin Carter, the movie The Hurricane, and those delicious Tortillas Nacho Cheese Pringles.… Read More

We need a Lance Stephenson webcam

Lance Stephenson of the Indiana Pacers is the most entertaining guy in the NBA. Anytime he’s on the screen, I can’t take my eyes off of him. I literally don’t known what the hell he’s going to do next. He may dribble behind his back while dunking through his legs. Then he might follow that…
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The Fantastic New Pringles Tortillas Nacho Chips

I don’t work for Pringles, but after this endorsement I should. As a matter of fact after this endorsement I should own a piece of Pringles. Maybe they could sponsor the website or the podcast. Hell, maybe they can sponsor both. “Hit me up Pringles!” Here it is: Pringles came out with these new tortillas…
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