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Houston Texans vs Baltimore Ravens I don’t know about you’ll, but I’ve had to remind myself about five times this week that the Texans are in the playoffs. It seemed like it was impossible for them to make it in the playoffs, let along the first round. However, then I’m reminded that they played the…
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New Orleans Saints vs San Francisco 49ers It’s crazy to say you have the NFC’s best defense and arguably the best offense in this game. Yet this game is the undercard. New Orleans is crazy hot. Drew Brees and the offense is killing it, and the defense is playing well enough to win the super…
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“I can’t believe what I just saw!” – Jim Buck   What? Did that just happen? Please don’t tell me that Tim Tebow just won a playoff game. This weird hokey story was great during the regular season, but I don’t want the magic of Tebow being a factor in my playoff picture. I thought the Broncos…
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Tim Tebow must start the season as the Denver Broncos starting quarterback. I don’t think there are many people who could disagree with that. Whether he won or lost against the Steelers today, Tebow earned his spot as the team’s rightful starting quarterback. The bottom line still isn’t wins. It’s how Tebow gets those wins.…
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    This is the first week of comedicprose.com, and it’s also the first week of the NFL’s 2011 postseason.  As a thank you for reading this piece, I’m going to give you the winning bets for all four playoff games.  Honestly, I’m just doing what every sportswriter does:  I’m going to state my opinion as…
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Pittsburg Steelers vs. Denver Broncos “Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow” There’s really no need to waste time breaking down this game. The Broncos stink. They’re lucky to even be in the playoffs, and had it not been for the consistently inconsistent San Diego Chargers. They wouldn’t be in the playoffs. So Denver should go out there…
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  *We are breaking down each wildcard game by conference Detroit Lions vs. New Orleans Saints From the outside this may seem like one of the most lopsided games, however if you take a closer look that may not be the case. Sure New Orleans beat Detroit head to head, but the Lions were missing…
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Just when you think the Jersey Shore can’t get any better. They hit you with a sub par episode that you feel obligated to watch. Now there wasn’t a lot there but do you think that’s going to prevent me from breaking it down? Even though that’s was one of the most depressing Jersey Shore…
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On Christmas morning of this year, I reluctantly agreed to go with a friend to Sunday church.  I have nothing against church, it’s just never been my “thing”.  I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m anti-church, but I am anti-not-watching-NFL-football.   As hesitant as I was, I agreed because it was a good friend.…
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I don’t know if you’re here by mistake, or if you actually plan your day around this post. Hopefully you planned your day around the launch of this site. I enjoy the idea of some desperate guy setting pacing while he watches the clock on the microwave thinking, “I wonder what the first piece will…
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