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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 118: UFC Sells for $4 Billion & D Wade to Chicago

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I am joined again by my brother. We go all around sports world. We talk about the UFC selling for $4 Billion dollars, Jon Jones failing a drug test, and what can be done to increase their product. We talk about Dwyane Wade going back to Chicago,…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 55: Sofía Vergara’s Frozen Eggs

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On this episode I talk about how ridiculous this whole deflategate thing is. I’m not getting charged up about the psi in a football. However, many people are, and I make fun of them.

I also talk about Sofía Vergara’s frozen eggs.

Diabolical hater of the week is Chris “Mad Dog” Russo.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

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The Cleveland Cavaliers and Kyrie Irving lose to D.J. Augustin

I just watched the Kyrie Irving and Loul Deng led Cleveland Cavaliers lose to injury riddled Chicago Bulls led by D.J. Augustin. The same D.J. Augustin that couldn’t dribble last year in the playoffs. The same D.J. Agustin that was cut by the Toronto Raptors. Yeah, that D.J. Augustin put up 27 and 7 on…
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Cleveland Cavaliers get some Loul Deng and insurance

So the Cleveland Cavaliers turned Andrew Bynum’s arthritic knees and 3 draft picks (one first round from Sacramento and two second round picks from Portland), into Loul Deng. Deng is a 2 time all-star and is still in his prime. I could also add that he was a part of those fraudulent Chicago Bulls teams…
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Time to question Derrick Rose’s mental toughness

At the risk of being struck down I’m going to question the mental toughness of Chicago Bulls’ star Derrick Rose. There are unwritten rules in sports: You don’t talk about a perfect while one is being pitched, you don’t hit a man below the belt without apologizing vehemently, never bet on a team from the…
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Time to question Derrick Rose’s mental toughness

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At the risk of being struck down I’m going to question the mental toughness of Chicago Bulls’ star Derrick Rose.
There are unwritten rules in sports: You don’t talk about a perfect while one is being pitched, you don’t hit a man below the belt without apologizing vehemently, never bet on a team from the Northwest in a big game, and don’t question a player that says they are injured. The last rule has been the crutch Derrick Rose has leaned on throughout this season. However when he was cleared to return to action that crutch was removed. So it’s only right that we question why the hell he’s not playing.
Since Derrick Rose has been cleared to play, many people have been making excuses for why he hasn’t returned to game action. The main excuse is that mentaly he’s not ready. Which is a valid excuse, especially when you consider Rose’s game.… Read More

Derrick Rose and the Chicago Bulls need to make championship moves

Derrick Rose and the Chicago Bulls need to strengthen their roster in order to be true NBA Championship contenders. Rose is going to kill himself trying to drag this team to relevancy. How they get better? I don’t really know. Maybe they trade some pieces or use a midlevel exception? Perhaps they could kidnap someone…
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Carlos Boozer of the Chicago Bulls, “Are you using hair butter?”

I didn’t plan on writing today because I like to take Tuesdays off to perfect my FIFA 12 skills, and since I’m dedicated to the process of being a champion I don’t like to waver. However all that went out the window when I realized there was a coat of stuff in Carlos Boozer’s of…
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Will Ferrell does an interestingly unfunny introduction for the Chicago Bulls and New Orleans Hornets

So Will Ferrell announced the starting lineups for the Chicago Bulls and New Orleans Hornets last night. How he got the job is kind of confusing. I guess he was in town to film a movie, and David Stern called and said, “Hey Will, could you come to the arena and do a favor for…
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“Derrick Rose is this era’s MJ!”…Time for a Reality Check.

Derrick Rose is the next coming of some Zeus like basketball figure. He’s the greatest ever. “Derrick Rose is this mixture between Michael Jordan and Brock Lesnar. I literally don’t know how you stop him!” Well I’d just let him take jump shots because dude can’t shoot. Alright let’s come down to reality (For all…
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