Category: Sports

Tim Tebow a Real Starting Quarterback?

Tim Tebow must start the season as the Denver Broncos starting quarterback. I don’t think there are many people who could disagree with that. Whether he won or lost against the Steelers today, Tebow earned his spot as the team’s rightful starting quarterback. The bottom line still isn’t wins. It’s how Tebow gets those wins.…
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Playoffs?! PLAYOFFS?!?

    This is the first week of comedicprose.com, and it’s also the first week of the NFL’s 2011 postseason.  As a thank you for reading this piece, I’m going to give you the winning bets for all four playoff games.  Honestly, I’m just doing what every sportswriter does:  I’m going to state my opinion as…
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AFC Wildcard Preview and Predictions Pt. 2

Pittsburg Steelers vs. Denver Broncos “Tebow, Tebow, Tebow, Tebow” There’s really no need to waste time breaking down this game. The Broncos stink. They’re lucky to even be in the playoffs, and had it not been for the consistently inconsistent San Diego Chargers. They wouldn’t be in the playoffs. So Denver should go out there…
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NFC Wildcard Preview and Predictions Pt. 1

  *We are breaking down each wildcard game by conference Detroit Lions vs. New Orleans Saints From the outside this may seem like one of the most lopsided games, however if you take a closer look that may not be the case. Sure New Orleans beat Detroit head to head, but the Lions were missing…
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Tebow-ing

On Christmas morning of this year, I reluctantly agreed to go with a friend to Sunday church.  I have nothing against church, it’s just never been my “thing”.  I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m anti-church, but I am anti-not-watching-NFL-football.   As hesitant as I was, I agreed because it was a good friend.…
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Welcome To Comedic Prose

I don’t know if you’re here by mistake, or if you actually plan your day around this post. Hopefully you planned your day around the launch of this site. I enjoy the idea of some desperate guy setting pacing while he watches the clock on the microwave thinking, “I wonder what the first piece will…
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Did You Fall For the NBA Okey-Doke?; Time For the NBA Finals, The Miami Heat vs. The Dallas Mavericks

Let’s begin…   Conference Finals Runner Ups (Did you fall for the Okey-Doke) Let’s start with the losers first (I use the word loser in the most respectful manner). The Oklahoma City Thunder had a great year. As a matter of fact they over achieved. If at the being of the season you told OKC…
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