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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 22: Did Roger Goddell waste you time too?

I watch/listened to that entire Roger Goodell press conference. So I can confirm that, it was the complete waste of time that I thought it would be. Roger Goodell was droning and uninspiring. I haven’t seen a cheaper empty suit since I last shopped at Burlington Coat Factory. However, there was one thing worth seeing .…
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LeBron James, using that Hair Butta?

Oh no, no, no, LeBron James. Say it ain’t so (Weezer style). Are you stealing Hair Butta out of Carlos Boozer’s medicine cabinet1? So LeBron James revealed his new shoe earlier this week. He also revealed a crisp hairline. I guess I’m supposed to defend this behavior, because LeBron plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers. He…
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New Samsung Galaxy Note 4 Commercial is so Petty, and I love it

If you haven’t seen the new Samsung commercial attacking the IPhone 6. Then you need to watch the video below right now. In the meantime I’ll go get a glass of apple drink.     Samsung releasing a commercial to point that Apple is copping their style. The same week Apple announced their new phone…
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Last Show, EP 21: Kendrick Lamar’s Theft?; (Ray Rice video)

I only wanted to talk about Kendrick Lamar, and the million dollar lawsuit that he’s facing. However when the Ray Rice video(watch on TMZ here) came out I decided to address that as well. I do get the chance to talk about Rigamortis, and the allegations that he stole some music. If he did steal, I…
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Ray Rice video released, and Ray Rice released

So the video of Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice was released by TMZ Sports. Click here to view the video. I don’t have much to say about the actual video. I think it’s extremely disturbing, and I don’t even know how Rice can look himself in the mirror. Outside of that, the only thing…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 20: 2014 Cleveland Browns Preview

So I decided to record a podcast of my 2014 Cleveland Browns preview. I needed to amend some things I said. Mainly that the Browns would make the playoffs (spoiler alert). I recorded this pre Josh Gordon banishment. Also I need to squeeze off a podcast. It’s been too long, or as Timbaland would say,…
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2014 Cleveland Brown’s Season Preview

In honor of the Cleveland Browns Season kicking off. I did a couple short videos to preview their season. I drop some bold predictions, and I will give you a sneek peek on one. The Cleveland Browns are going to be elite on defense. I previewed both the offense and the defense, and threw in…
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NFL may make me lose respect for Coldplay

It’s rumored that the NFL has selected their group of finalists to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show. Among the finalists to perform is Coldplay (there are also some other people in the group of finalist, but they’re not worth mentioning. The most they can get is a footnote here1). Which on the surface…
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July’s Show was a packed house…next Taphouse Showcase Sunday September 7th

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Thanks to everyone who came out to July’s Taphouse Sessions Comedy Showcase. It was a packed house and everyone enjoyed themselves. If you think I’m lying look at the Instagram picture above (by the way you can follow me on Instagram @kortneyshane), and if people didn’t enjoy themselves I wouldn’t be writing this post. Instead, the head of Naked City Brewery would have yanked the show, and I would be eviscerating people who didn’t show up.

So thank you for allowing us the see another month.

Also special thanks to Geoff Brousseau for coming by and doing a set.

 

The next Taphouse Sessions Comedy Showcase is Sunday September 7th at 7pmNakedCitySept7th

Tickets are $6 in advance and $10 at the door

Get tickets now at: Brown Paper Tickets

The Taphouse Sessions is Seattle’s premiere Sunday night standup showcase, bringing a rotating selection of audaciously talented performers to the keg-lined stage at Naked City Brewery.… Read More

July’s Show was a packed house…next Taphouse Showcase Sunday September 7th

Thanks to everyone who came out to July’s Taphouse Sessions Comedy Showcase. It was a packed house and everyone enjoyed themselves. If you think I’m lying look at the Instagram picture above (by the way you can follow me on Instagram @kortneyshane), and if people didn’t enjoy themselves I wouldn’t be writing this post. Instead,…
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