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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 98: Donald Trump Has the KKK Vote

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Donald Trump running away with the republican nominee. How do you get more popular after being endorsed by the KKK? And who knew the KKK was still popping? Why don’t the rules apply to Trump? I also talk about seeing Vince Staples live in…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 96: It’s Happening to Hillary Clinton Again?

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I wonder if Hilary Clinton is going to lose the democratic nomination again. That would make two loses to surprise candidates. I also talk about Kyrie Irving catching the Flu from bed bugs and why do you come to a comedy show if you don’t think making…
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Sunday, The Return of Dion Waiters to Cleveland #CAVSvsOKC

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I  knew the Cleveland Cavaliers played the Oklahoma City Thunder tomorrow. Which means I was looking forward to the match ups of Durant vs. LeBron in the who is the best player in the NBA, Kyrie vs. Westbrook in who can put up the most shots while being the second best player on the team, and Love vs. Ibaka in “If only we had a good coach. People wouldn’t think we’re washed up at 25.” However I forgot the real MVP, Dion Waiters.

This will be the first time the Cavs match up against OKC since shipping Dion Waiters there in the middle of the night (Baltimore Colts style). Waiters thinks he’s the best player in the league and has probably planned some type of vengeance against the organization that traded him away. He recently said that he loves his new team because he gets to touch the ball more now. However he actually shot the ball more when he was in Cleveland which is why he’s now in Oklahoma.… Read More

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 17: LeBron James free agency

The LeBron James to Cleveland movement is in full effect, and I can’t believe it. Why would LeBron want to leave Miami? Why does he love Akron so much? Is Dan Gilbert going to apologize for that letter that he wrote? What the hell is going on with LeBron James and his free agency? The…
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The Cleveland Cavaliers must ditch Joel Embiid

The Cleveland Cavaliers have defied all logic by getting the number 1 pick, not once, not twice, “not three . . .” Now they have the first pick again, in the best draft since 2003 – you know, the one that featured Lebron James, Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and the list goes on,…
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Cleveland drama starring: Kyrie Irving, Dion Waiter, and Josh Gordon

I believe that if you’re not going to be good, then be interesting. And The Cleveland Cavaliers have been interesting. They have gotten more attention than I thought was possible for a team that’s going to lose 50 games. The latest drama surrounds Kyrie Irving, Dion Waiters, and inexpiably Josh Gordon. Yeah that Josh Gordon.…
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Dion Waiters, your audition starts tonight

Tonight the Cleveland Cavaliers will suit up without Kyrie Irving. He is expected to be sidelined for at least two weeks with a messed up bicep. I say that it’s a messed up biceps, because the Cavaliers have a CIA type approach to releasing injury statuses. The only thing the Cavaliers have said is that…
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The Cleveland Cavaliers’ injured playoff chances

The idea that the Cleveland Cavaliers have a chance to make the playoffs is embarrassing. This is a team that has been riddled with turmoil all year. They’ve had fights among players, summers free agent signing that had to be traded (Earl Clark and Andrew Bynum), rumors that their best player doesn’t want to be…
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Cleveland Cavaliers fired Chris Grant, Mike Brown on deck

The Cleveland Cavaliers have finally put Chris Grant of his misery. They fired him the day after the Cavaliers lost to a team of 8 players, which ended up being 4 players by the end of the game. This means that Mike Brown will be the next to go. That’s right Dan Gilbert is clearing…
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A preemptive good riddance letter to Kyrie Irving…thanks Dan Gilbert

It’s been reported that Kyrie Irving of the Cleveland Cavaliers wants to leave Cleveland. Of course Kyrie came out publicly and denied that report, because that’s what you have to do when you’re under contract. However, I don’t believe the denial, and I think he wants outs. I’m not calling him a liar, but I’m…
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