Tag: Kevin Durant

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 122: My Comedy Album Annoucement & Westbrook Re-Signs

On this episode of the podcast I talk about my upcoming comedy recording. I will be recording October 21st & 22nd at the Comedy Underground in Seattle. I tell you how you can get free tickets. There are a limited number of free tickets, so I also tell you how you can get half priced…
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Sunday, The Return of Dion Waiters to Cleveland #CAVSvsOKC

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I  knew the Cleveland Cavaliers played the Oklahoma City Thunder tomorrow. Which means I was looking forward to the match ups of Durant vs. LeBron in the who is the best player in the NBA, Kyrie vs. Westbrook in who can put up the most shots while being the second best player on the team, and Love vs. Ibaka in “If only we had a good coach. People wouldn’t think we’re washed up at 25.” However I forgot the real MVP, Dion Waiters.

This will be the first time the Cavs match up against OKC since shipping Dion Waiters there in the middle of the night (Baltimore Colts style). Waiters thinks he’s the best player in the league and has probably planned some type of vengeance against the organization that traded him away. He recently said that he loves his new team because he gets to touch the ball more now. However he actually shot the ball more when he was in Cleveland which is why he’s now in Oklahoma.… Read More

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Top 10 NBA Players, going into All-Star Weekend 2014

So far the NBA season has been uneven. And by uneven I mean the Eastern Conference stinks, and the Western Conference is great. You can actually make an argument that, every team in the East, except for the Milwaukee Bucks and Philadelphia 76ers, could make the playoffs. On the other hand, the Western Conference only has 9 teams…
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Ball Night: Boston Celtics vs. Miami Heat, “It’s about to go down” (Gangnam style)

It is a Ball Night, with a capital “B” After an offseason full of transactions it’s finally time to see “Who wants what?” (Memphis Bleek style)1. The time for speculation around the L.A. Lakers is over. We don’t have to guess how Dwight Howard will play, and how the Lakers will fit. We will now get…
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Oklahoma City Thunder, Because of Kevin Durant

  Kevin Durant’s numbers are exactly what would be expected of a superstar. It’s a good thing for the Oklahoma City Thunder that Kevin Durant isn’t all superstar though. That’s not a knock on Kevin Durant. In fact, it’s the biggest reason why the Thunder have been able to mature into one of the two…
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Rooting for The Oklahoma City Thunder in the NBA Finals, the lesser of two evils

The Oklahoma City Thunder and The Miami Heat, will play Game 1 of the NBA Finals tonight. Oklahoma City is the better team, and I expect them to win the Finals in dominating fashion. I believe they could possibly sweep the Heat. However that rarely happens, so I’m picking Oklahoma City in six games. Now…
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The NBA’s new alpha dog Kevin Durant is cold-blooded (Rick James style)

  Kevin Durant of the Oklahoma City Thunder is announcing his arrival as the new Alpha Dog of the NBA. He choked out the defending champion Dallas Mavericks in the first round with late game heroics, and now he has his foot on the head of The Black Mamba. Dude is getting it done, and…
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Did You Fall For the NBA Okey-Doke?; Time For the NBA Finals, The Miami Heat vs. The Dallas Mavericks

Let’s begin…   Conference Finals Runner Ups (Did you fall for the Okey-Doke) Let’s start with the losers first (I use the word loser in the most respectful manner). The Oklahoma City Thunder had a great year. As a matter of fact they over achieved. If at the being of the season you told OKC…
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