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Sunday, The Return of Dion Waiters to Cleveland #CAVSvsOKC

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I  knew the Cleveland Cavaliers played the Oklahoma City Thunder tomorrow. Which means I was looking forward to the match ups of Durant vs. LeBron in the who is the best player in the NBA, Kyrie vs. Westbrook in who can put up the most shots while being the second best player on the team, and Love vs. Ibaka in “If only we had a good coach. People wouldn’t think we’re washed up at 25.” However I forgot the real MVP, Dion Waiters.

This will be the first time the Cavs match up against OKC since shipping Dion Waiters there in the middle of the night (Baltimore Colts style). Waiters thinks he’s the best player in the league and has probably planned some type of vengeance against the organization that traded him away. He recently said that he loves his new team because he gets to touch the ball more now. However he actually shot the ball more when he was in Cleveland which is why he’s now in Oklahoma.… Read More

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 38: Stuart Scott…

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When I heard about Stuart Scott passing away it rocked me like I didn’t think it would. I had no idea I had this connection to him. Many that knew him have eulogized him, so I’m not going to do that. Instead on the podcast I talk about how he affected me. I love Stuart Scott, and I glad I got the opportunity to watch him.

I also talk about Sony making a new Walkman which sounds like a horrific idea. On top of that it cost $1100.

And it wouldn’t be a show unless I talked about The Ohio State Buckeyes and their matchup against Oregon in the National Champion. Now “spoiler alert” they’re going to win, but I explain why.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 24: Lesbian couple sue over black sperm

In this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the lesbian couple in Ohio that has filed a lawsuit over a sperm bank that gave them black sperm. I know a lot of people that have slammed them over the lawsuit. They say that they should just love the baby. My question to…
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Cleveland drama starring: Kyrie Irving, Dion Waiter, and Josh Gordon

I believe that if you’re not going to be good, then be interesting. And The Cleveland Cavaliers have been interesting. They have gotten more attention than I thought was possible for a team that’s going to lose 50 games. The latest drama surrounds Kyrie Irving, Dion Waiters, and inexpiably Josh Gordon. Yeah that Josh Gordon.…
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Dion Waiters, your audition starts tonight

Tonight the Cleveland Cavaliers will suit up without Kyrie Irving. He is expected to be sidelined for at least two weeks with a messed up bicep. I say that it’s a messed up biceps, because the Cavaliers have a CIA type approach to releasing injury statuses. The only thing the Cavaliers have said is that…
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The Cleveland Cavaliers’ injured playoff chances

The idea that the Cleveland Cavaliers have a chance to make the playoffs is embarrassing. This is a team that has been riddled with turmoil all year. They’ve had fights among players, summers free agent signing that had to be traded (Earl Clark and Andrew Bynum), rumors that their best player doesn’t want to be…
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Cleveland Cavaliers fired Chris Grant, Mike Brown on deck

The Cleveland Cavaliers have finally put Chris Grant of his misery. They fired him the day after the Cavaliers lost to a team of 8 players, which ended up being 4 players by the end of the game. This means that Mike Brown will be the next to go. That’s right Dan Gilbert is clearing…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 01: Kanye West, The Cavaliers, Kobe Bryant, and Duck Dynasty

On this first inaugural reincarnation of The Last Show. I talk About Kanye West, Dion Waiters, The Cavaliers, Kobe Bryant, and Duck Dynasty Enjoy!   www.kortneyshanewilliams.com www.comedicprose.com

Dion Waiters, scapegoat for underachieving

Dion Waiters and the Cleveland Cavaliers, haven’t been coming along as quickly as many people thought. Going into this season they were unanimously picked as a team that would take the leap to the playoffs. So when the Cavaliers stumbled out of the gate at 4 – 12, it was time issue blame. The blame…
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Cleveland Cavaliers’ Dion Waiters, turning it around

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My man Dion Waiters has been going H.A.M. (flash style) for the last month and a half.

Things looked bleak for the Cleveland cavaliers when Kyrie Irving was advised to sit out and rest his knee. However, Waiters has taken Irving’s absence as an opportunity to showcase his skill. He has led the Cavaliers to 2 consecutive win, and nearly added a third over the Miami Heat. With Irving out, people are noticing Dion, but this isn’t a recent trend. It’s been this way for a while.

Now I will be the first to say I am pleasantly/shockingly surprised. I couldn’t stand Dion Waiters for the first 2 months of the NBA season. He was horribly inconsistent and shot the Cavaliers out of basketball games. Dude was shooting a miraculous 30% from the field – also known as Austin Rivers territory –, and was eventually bench by Byron Scott. Personally I wanted Scott to ship him off to sea in a pontoon boat with just enough gas for a one way trip.… Read More