Category: Sports

The Cleveland Cavaliers and Kyrie Irving lose to D.J. Augustin

I just watched the Kyrie Irving and Loul Deng led Cleveland Cavaliers lose to injury riddled Chicago Bulls led by D.J. Augustin. The same D.J. Augustin that couldn’t dribble last year in the playoffs. The same D.J. Agustin that was cut by the Toronto Raptors. Yeah, that D.J. Augustin put up 27 and 7 on…
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Kortney’s Show Podcast EP 02: 2013 NFC Championship

In this episode I tackle hard hitting subjects like the NFC Championship, Seattle’s 12th Man, and inexplicably The Australian Open.

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The Great Seattle Seahawks and the 12th Man Complex

The Seattle Seahawks are the best team in the NFC. They could be headed to their second Super bowl, in the history of the franchise. But for the sake of my sanity I hope not, because I can’t take the 12th man any more. Enough! Now please note everyone in Seattle. I’m not talking about…
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Cleveland Cavaliers get some Loul Deng and insurance

So the Cleveland Cavaliers turned Andrew Bynum’s arthritic knees and 3 draft picks (one first round from Sacramento and two second round picks from Portland), into Loul Deng. Deng is a 2 time all-star and is still in his prime. I could also add that he was a part of those fraudulent Chicago Bulls teams…
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Nnamdi Asomugha, up and vanished like a fart in the wind

I think we will all remember where we were when we heard Nnamdi Asomugha of the Oakland Raiders/Philadelphia Eagles/not really a member of, but cashed check from, San Francisco 49ers retired.     I was out of town, and about to fall asleep on my wife while she watched, New Girl. When I got a text from…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 01: Kanye West, The Cavaliers, Kobe Bryant, and Duck Dynasty

On this first inaugural reincarnation of The Last Show. I talk About Kanye West, Dion Waiters, The Cavaliers, Kobe Bryant, and Duck Dynasty Enjoy!   www.kortneyshanewilliams.com www.comedicprose.com

Dion Waiters, scapegoat for underachieving

Dion Waiters and the Cleveland Cavaliers, haven’t been coming along as quickly as many people thought. Going into this season they were unanimously picked as a team that would take the leap to the playoffs. So when the Cavaliers stumbled out of the gate at 4 – 12, it was time issue blame. The blame…
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There is no way…or is there a way Robinson Cano signs with the Seattle Mariners?

. The idea that Robinson Cano would play for the Seattle Mariners is preposterous. He is using the Mariners to get a contract from a team that he really wants to play for. Now I applaud Seattle for their inconsequential effort. It’s nice for them to try to land a good player. I’m use to…
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The 2014 L.A. Lakers new chant, “Moneyball, Moneyball, Moneyball”

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There’s one word we can’t stop hearing about.  Whether it’s Brad “Billy Bean” Pitt with that guy from “Superbad” on the big screen, or the real-life roster of The St. Louis Cardinals. Moneyball. Everyone’s trying to buy statistics, not stars.  And as a long-time L.A. Lakers fan, I’m excited, that my team is forced to buy into the same philosophy.
Last night, as I was already reeling from watching the Miami Heat look just as dominant as they did in the last six minutes of Game 6 of The 2013 NBA Finals. I decided (against my better judgment) to watch the late game, where my Lakers would take on The L.A. Clippers.  I was already prepared for the inevitable beat-down.  I was already braced for a Rondo-infused CP3 throwing alley-oops to a much improved Deandre Jordan, and a greatly marketed Blake Griffin.  I was ready to watch Nate Collison run defensive circles around Steve Nash as he did in last year’s opener for the Dallas Mavericks.  I was prepared to see a Laker team, so desperate, so devoid of talent, that Kobe would literally inject himself with HGH while sitting behind the bench, tear off his suit, and hobble on the court like Willis Reed, play 48 minutes and overtime, and then sprain an MCL .… Read More

The 2014 L.A. Lakers new chant, “Moneyball, Moneyball, Moneyball”

There’s one word we can’t stop hearing about.  Whether it’s Brad “Billy Bean” Pitt with that guy from “Superbad” on the big screen, or the real-life roster of The St. Louis Cardinals. Moneyball. Everyone’s trying to buy statistics, not stars.  And as a long-time L.A. Lakers fan, I’m excited, that my team is forced to…
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