Category: Sports

Did Pat Riley go preemptive comic sans slave owner rant on LeBron James?

In the interest of full disclosure, I’m a Cavaliers fan. So I may have some blind spots when it comes to my team. For instance, I think Dion Waiters is a good player, and Anthony Bennett will eventually make an all-star team. In addition, I’ve never seen a problem with the infamous letter Dan Gilbert…
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The Cleveland Cavaliers must ditch Joel Embiid

The Cleveland Cavaliers have defied all logic by getting the number 1 pick, not once, not twice, “not three . . .” Now they have the first pick again, in the best draft since 2003 – you know, the one that featured Lebron James, Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and the list goes on,…
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The Cleveland Cavaliers higher David Blatt . . . This is going to be good!

So the Cleveland Cavaliers have hired David Blatt to be their head coach. Who the hell is David Blatt?! I know David Thompson. I know Kyla Pratt. But I don’t know David Blatt. As a matter of fact I don’t anyone with the last name, Blatt. Which was probably clear when I injected Kyla Pratt…
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NBA Finals Spurs, Heat Game 1: the funkiest game in NBA history (James Brown style)

As I watched Game 1 of the NBA Finals last night, I couldn’t help but think, “How funky is it in that arena? It has to smell like a high school football locker room in the middle of hell.” There is no way everyone wore deodorant last night. You know Tony Parker and Boris Diaw…
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Do you love the San Antonio Spurs, or is that Miami Heat hate?

So I’m supposed to believe that everyone loves the San Antonio Spurs. The team that for the last 10 years made everyone cringe at the thought that they may make The NBA Finals. This is the team that doesn’t hesitate to bench it’s starters for nationally televised games. These are games that you have planned…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 14: Lance Stephenson and the NBA Finals

In this episode Kortney and Kyle talk about the NBA Finals, and the Conference Finals. They also discuss how much they loved Lance Stephenson’s antics during the playoffs and who he could play for next season.

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 13: 2014 NBA Playoffs

Kortney is joined by his brother Kyle on the podcast. They discuss the NBA Playoffs, the problems surrounding The Oklahoma City Thunder, Mark Cuban’s recent comments, and the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 12: Macklemore dresses Jewish

So, I don’t know what made Macklemore think it was a good idea to dress up like a Jewish person, but that was a mistake.   Anytime you decide to dress up like a member of a particular race, you need to not do that. In the words of the great Andre 3000, “Too soon!…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 11: Jay-Z gets beat on in an elevator

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. I wanted to talk about some other things. However the bat signal was sent out. So, I’m talk about Solange beating on Jay-Z in an elevator and Johnny Manziel. If you haven’t seen the video go to my site KortneyShaneWilliams.com

The curious case of Roy Hibbert

What the hell is going on with Roy Hibbert? That’s the question every sports fan is asking, and at this point it may have crossed over to a pop culture story. Personally, I wouldn’t be surprised if the disappearance of Roy is leading Good Morning America. It’s probably time to put an APB out for…
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