Category: Comedic Prose

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 57: Gone Girl’s a waste of time & Tyler Perry has fake hair

I talk about the movie Gone Girl. Let this be your spoiler alert. It was a complete waste of my 150 hours. I am mad and I talk about it. I also talk about David Letterman’s last show, the future of late night television. Matthew Dellavedova is the diabolical hater   Enjoy the podcast and…
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Ohio State Quarterback Cardele Jones, The Diabolical Hater of the month

If you’re not familiar with what a diabolical hater is, you should be ashamed of yourself. Did you not watch Chappelle’s Show? Do not listen to Kortney’s Last Show Podcast? If not check out The Last Show Podcast on iTunes.

The Diabolical hater for the month of May is Cardale Jones

https://twitter.com/CJ12_/status/598297078771654658

If you’re not familiar with Cardale, don’t feel like it’s your fault. He’s the 3rd string quarterback for Ohio State, and the owner of a National Championship.

That right here is some hate.

Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 55: Sofía Vergara’s Frozen Eggs

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On this episode I talk about how ridiculous this whole deflategate thing is. I’m not getting charged up about the psi in a football. However, many people are, and I make fun of them.

I also talk about Sofía Vergara’s frozen eggs.

Diabolical hater of the week is Chris “Mad Dog” Russo.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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Kevin Love out for Playoff Second Round, “Oh! Canada”…Cavaliers still beat the Chicago Bulls*

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So it has been confirmed that Kevin Love will officially miss the second round of the playoffs, because Kelly Olynyk of all people, ripped his arm off. This is a bad look for Canada. Canada is known as such a peaceful country. I need my Canadian friends to give me some kind of explanation. Did Kelly Olynyk not get the, “How to be a successful Canadian for Dummies” manual? Apparently things get real when they’re about to get swept in the first round of a playoffs series, they should have never been in in the first place. One minute you think things are going according to plan, and the Cavs will coast through the Eastern Conference. Then a dude named Kelly turns into Sgt. Slaughter and throws a curveball into Cleveland’s season. Then again maybe this is the universe paying back the Cavaliers for what they did.

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 52: ESPN’s Britt McHenry’s tow truck rant was great!

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On episode 52 of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Britt McHenry’s tow truck rant. It wasn’t really a rant against tow trucks. It was a rant against an employee of a tow truck company. Personally I support her hate against the tow truck employee on the surface. I say on the surface, because I didn’t do a lot a research. If go full support on the McHenry, someone will email me some tragic email about how she knee capped children at a Chuck E’ Cheeses. So I have surface support for her in relation to the rant on the tow truck business, which I discuss on the podcast.

I also talk about what we can take away from the Aaron Hernandez situation – *Spoiler Alert* Don’t Kill People -, I tell you why Russell Wilson will stay in Seattle forever, a woman that ate 13 lbs. of steak, and my Diabolical Hater of the Week, Monty Williams

 

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 51: Madonna Kisses Drake, Kanye West Jumps in a Lake, and Streaming Coachella

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about Coachella. That means talk about Madonna kissing Drake. What happened right there? Drakes reaction reminds me of Justin Timberlake’s reaction when he whipped out Janet Jackson’s breast at the super bowl (and what a great super bowl it was. That’s the reason I no…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 50: Chicago Cubs Fans Peeing in Cups

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On episode 50 of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Chicago Cubs Fans that were forced to pee in cups…or did they volunteer? Regardless people went to a baseball game. Thinking there was working bathrooms. Only to find out that there was a 30 minute wait to use the bathroom. That’s when people decided it was a good idea to pee in cups.

I also talk about all the sour people surrounding college basketball. Why cant you’ll just enjoy the games? And if you’re going to be sour about one and done, don’t you have to castigate Duke and Coach K? What about Bo Ryan being sour? Oh so much sour stuff in the Tournament.

I also elect Andrew Harrison as the most diabolical hater of the week.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 49: Today I Canceled My Cable

On This Episode of The Last Show Podcast hosted by, Kortney Shane Williams I have officially canceled my cable (it was actually me and my wife’s cable, but she doesn’t care if I take all the credit for it), and it feels great. Enough of Comcast’s foolishness. The only reason I had cable was for…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 48: Kendrick Lamar & J. Cole Album Revies

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Welcome back to The Last Show Podcast.

On this episode I talk about Kendrick Lamar’s new album, To Pimp A Butterfly. I call it an album review, but I’m not even sure it’s a review. Heck, I’m not even sure it’s a hip-hop album. It is a great work of art that confuses me. I don’t know what Kendrick is talking about. However, I spend time talking about it, and breaking it down.

I also talk about rediscovering the J. Cole, 2014 Forrest Hill Drive album. I heard it when it came out, and I wasn’t that impressed. It was probably because I soured on J. Cole after the Born Sinner album. I wasn’t a fan of that album. I thought it was too clunky. So when 2014 Forrest Hill Drive can out, I probably didn’t give it a fair shake. So I glad I got the opportunity to rediscover the album, while was traveling.… Read More

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Kanye West, The Most Creative Artist of This Time (All Day Live Brit Awards)

After reading the headline, a lot of people could think I’m out of my mid. However, those people either haven’t been paying attention, or they’re so deadest on the idea that Kanye West is “The Most Hated Man in America” that they refuse to acknowledge the talent.

I may be guilty of being a prisoner of the moment, but this may be the greatest performance I’ve ever seen (Ever, ever ever, ever ever). The only reason I’m not being absolute, is because I need a couple days to let this sink in. I saw the performance for the first time today, and I have to let it breath. If I claim it’s the best, some dude in Boise will send me a clip of Elvis performing Rappers Delight with The Beatles and I have to retract my statement. But that doesn’t change my claim that Kanye West is the most creative artist of this time.… Read More

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