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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 264: R. Kelly Should Lose His Security Deposit, Dame Dollar, and The Parlor Live Closes (That’s Not Good)

KLS EP 264: 4.18.19 Kortney talks about watching an old lady steal from Walmart, R. Kelly devaluing a rental house, Tiger Woods wining, Kanye’s Sunday service, and Damian Lillard going hard. He also talks about The Parlor Live closing in Bellevue. Enjoy the Podcast, Please Share, and Subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, and Tune…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 239: Stolen Seattle Airplane, Aretha Franklin, Celebrating the Broken Black Guy, Baker Mayfield, and Football

KLS EP 239: 8.13.18 Kortney talks about the stolen airplane in Seattle. He wonders whose getting fired and who’s paying for the airplane. He also talks about the effects of Tiger Woods almost winning, Kanye West on Jimmy Kimmel, Baker Mayfield and Maryland football. Record of the Week: Aretha Franklin – A Change Gone Come…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 191: Joel Osteen Gets Jammed Up & NBA 2K18 Is Dropping

KLS EP 191: 9.4.17 On this episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, Kortney is joined by his brother Kyle. They talk about old video games, NBA 2K, Tiger woods’ lies, heroin, and Ezekiel Elliott. Kortney also talks about Joel Osteen’s missteps.   Enjoy the Podcast, Please Share, and Subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, and…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 173: Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin, and Prescription Meds

KLS EP 173: 6.6.17 On this episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, Kortney talks about Bill Maher using a racial slur and Kathy Griffin going too far. He also talks about Tiger Woods and prescription drugs. **WARNING** Kortney was in Sacramento and recorded this one an internal microphone **WARNING**   Enjoy the Podcast, Please Share,…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 119: Kanye, Kim, and Taylor Swift & Melania Trump

On this episode of the podcast I’m back in the homeland, and by the homeland. I mean I’m back in Seattle. Using my microphone, and I have a Fully Loaded show. I wonder why people care to criticize the Republican National Convention. Why do we have such reverence for something that’s failing? It’s like fighting…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 54: #MayPac Fight, “You Mad Bro?”

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On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the Mayweather vs. Pacquiao fight. If you want to be upset at someone, you should be upset at Manny. He fought with a torn rotator cuff, which he probably tore during the fight. All those swing and misses add up.

I also talk about why the Yankees should pay A-Rod, Tiger Woods, and Baltimore riots.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 41: Birdman, Marshawn Lynch, and Tiger Wood’s Tooth

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On this episode of The Last Show Podcast. I talk about the movie Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance). I got to see and I’m confused. Not confused like I don’t know what happened. I know what happened because I watched the movie. I’m confused because I don’t know what, why was what. The acting performances were great. Ed Norton was fantastic, Michael Keaton was great, and Emma Stone still freaks me out.

I also talk about Marshawn Lynch’s running style and his epic celebration routine. Which I found out has a name, “Hold my ****.” I also talk about Tiger Wood’s tooth getting knocked out and who’s getting the most pleasure out of his troubles *spoiler alert* it’s his ex-wife and Kurt Busch’s girl being an assassin.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane
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Will Tiger Woods’ hard head makes a soft a**

“A hard head makes a soft ass” I grew up knowing what that expression meant before I had the ability to form a clear thought. That’s probably why I’ve never been arrested, because somewhere in the back of my mind I can hear my dad saying that on a loop. Apparently Tiger Woods was raised…
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Tiger Woods and golf are one again

  Golf is nothing without Tiger Woods and Tiger Woods is nothing without golf. Filling the void that was left by Tiger Woods during his hiatus from relevancy on the PGA tour was impossible. When you know that something better is out there, complete satisfaction is out of the question. There was always the possibility…
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