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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 135: Live Comedy Recording & Russell Wilson Wants FG Contest

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, Kortney is joined by brother Kyle and try to entertain the masses Kortney opens the show talking about his Live Comedy Recording at The Comedy underground in Seattle over the weekend, and address everything that was the early Saturday show (11:13). Kortney and Kyle talk about the…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 119: Kanye, Kim, and Taylor Swift & Melania Trump

On this episode of the podcast I’m back in the homeland, and by the homeland. I mean I’m back in Seattle. Using my microphone, and I have a Fully Loaded show. I wonder why people care to criticize the Republican National Convention. Why do we have such reverence for something that’s failing? It’s like fighting…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 68: Hulk Hogan’s Racist Sex and Stand-Up Style Showcase

On this episode of the Last Show Podcast I talk about the Hulk Hogan aka Terry Bollea’s Racist Sex Tape. That’s right there is a racist sex tape and I’m on top of it. I talk about Kelly Osbourne stepping in the Donald Trump bear trap. Apparently Donald Trump needs Latinos because they clean his…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 52: ESPN’s Britt McHenry’s tow truck rant was great!

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On episode 52 of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Britt McHenry’s tow truck rant. It wasn’t really a rant against tow trucks. It was a rant against an employee of a tow truck company. Personally I support her hate against the tow truck employee on the surface. I say on the surface, because I didn’t do a lot a research. If go full support on the McHenry, someone will email me some tragic email about how she knee capped children at a Chuck E’ Cheeses. So I have surface support for her in relation to the rant on the tow truck business, which I discuss on the podcast.

I also talk about what we can take away from the Aaron Hernandez situation – *Spoiler Alert* Don’t Kill People -, I tell you why Russell Wilson will stay in Seattle forever, a woman that ate 13 lbs. of steak, and my Diabolical Hater of the Week, Monty Williams

 

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Are Seattle Seahawks fans blaming the refs…again?

Seattle Seahawks fans, Hawk Nation, Twelves, or however you’re referring to yourself these days. Are you blaming the refs for losing to dreadful St. Louis? I know it’s not all of you blaming the refs, but it’s definitely the majority. So if you’re a fan and don’t feel like this applies to you. Look yourself…
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Seattle Seahawks have too much MEAT for Redskins

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In the NFC Division Wildcard, you must account for the Seattle Seahawks’ MEAT.

I know it’s not the flashiest thing to talk about. I will concede that it’s easier to talk about Robert Griffin III and Russell Wilson (because we all know flashy quarterbacks win playoff games1). Hell, ESPN has virtually made it a quarterback combine competition. At this point I’m surprised that they haven’t disrobed both of them, and picked a winner based on whether they live up to their imagination. Meanwhile the deciding factor that will easily win the game is being overlooked.

The Factor: The Seattle Seahawks have a whole lot of MEAT on defense.

 

Why is no one talking about the Seattle Seahawks’ shutdown defense, in their upcoming playoff matchup against the Washington Redskins?

Now when I say, “MEAT” I’m not sure what image comes to your mind. I would ask you to guess, but I don’t want my inbox over flowing with the images that you would find on the internet.… Read More

Seattle Seahawks have too much MEAT for Redskins

In the NFC Division Wildcard, you must account for the Seattle Seahawks’ MEAT. I know it’s not the flashiest thing to talk about. I will concede that it’s easier to talk about Robert Griffin III and Russell Wilson (because we all know flashy quarterbacks win playoff games1). Hell, ESPN has virtually made it a quarterback combine…
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Seattle Seahawks continue to show their Russell

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I sense that’s there’s a lot of people baffled about the Seattle Seahawks and Russell Wilson.

I say that their baffled, because they don’t seemed to be saying anything at all about the Seahawks season. It seems that everyone tries to explain away every big win by the Seahawks this season. The Green Bay Packers win was dismissed, because of a blown call by the replacement referres1. Then they beat the New England Patriots, and that was dismissed because of their home field advantage2. Then they beat the Chicago Bears, in Chicago, and that game is dismissed because, “Chicago is getting old, and you know Brian Urlacher isn’t 100%. Plus Chicago isn’t really that good anyway.”

I have yet to hear what the excuse will be for the beat down they put on the prematurely crowned, San Francisco 49ers. Perhaps they’ll just concede the fact that the Seattle Seahawks are a super bowl contender (excuse me for a minute; I have to take a drug test.Read More

Seattle Seahawks continue to show their Russell

I sense that’s there’s a lot of people baffled about the Seattle Seahawks and Russell Wilson. I say that their baffled, because they don’t seemed to be saying anything at all about the Seahawks season. It seems that everyone tries to explain away every big win by the Seahawks this season. The Green Bay Packers win was…
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Russell Wilson, to start for the Seattle Seahawks, but should he get the job?

Russell Wilson will start at quarterback, in the Seattle Seahawks’ 3rd preseason game. Because the 3rd preseason game is widely accepted as the “dress rehersal” for the regular season, it’s now obvious that there is a quarterback competition in Seattle. But should there be? Many people are coming out in support of Matt Flynn. “How…
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