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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 128: Hall and Oats Live; Browns strip my NFL fun

On this episode of the podcast Kortney is joined by his brother Kyle, and they talk about the opening week of the NFL Kortney opens the show talking about seeing Hall and Oats, laughing the entire time (2:38), and how sad Muckleshoot Casino is a representation for all sad casinos (11:12). Kortney and Kyle talk…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 122: My Comedy Album Annoucement & Westbrook Re-Signs

On this episode of the podcast I talk about my upcoming comedy recording. I will be recording October 21st & 22nd at the Comedy Underground in Seattle. I tell you how you can get free tickets. There are a limited number of free tickets, so I also tell you how you can get half priced…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 72: Kanye West For President?; RG3 & Washington Football

On episode 72 of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, I talk about the VMA’s over the weekend. Yes it was clunky, disorganized, and had nothing to do with music; but this is MTV. Sis you expect anything different. I talk about Kanye West, his speech and him running for president. I try to find him a…
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Seattle Seahawks have too much MEAT for Redskins

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In the NFC Division Wildcard, you must account for the Seattle Seahawks’ MEAT.

I know it’s not the flashiest thing to talk about. I will concede that it’s easier to talk about Robert Griffin III and Russell Wilson (because we all know flashy quarterbacks win playoff games1). Hell, ESPN has virtually made it a quarterback combine competition. At this point I’m surprised that they haven’t disrobed both of them, and picked a winner based on whether they live up to their imagination. Meanwhile the deciding factor that will easily win the game is being overlooked.

The Factor: The Seattle Seahawks have a whole lot of MEAT on defense.

 

Why is no one talking about the Seattle Seahawks’ shutdown defense, in their upcoming playoff matchup against the Washington Redskins?

Now when I say, “MEAT” I’m not sure what image comes to your mind. I would ask you to guess, but I don’t want my inbox over flowing with the images that you would find on the internet.… Read More

Seattle Seahawks have too much MEAT for Redskins

In the NFC Division Wildcard, you must account for the Seattle Seahawks’ MEAT. I know it’s not the flashiest thing to talk about. I will concede that it’s easier to talk about Robert Griffin III and Russell Wilson (because we all know flashy quarterbacks win playoff games1). Hell, ESPN has virtually made it a quarterback combine…
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ESPN’s Rob Parker educates us on blackness

rob-parkerI don’t know if you’ve been under a sports rock for the last day, but Rob Parker of ESPN has been suspended. Why did he get suspended? Well he decided to give his social opinion on race. Which in most circumstances would be okay, but Parker decided to decide to debate if Robert Griffin III was, “…a brother, or a cornball brother?”

Now I don’t know about you’ll but when I want racial commentary I tune into ESPN First Take. For me the sports talk is just icing on the cake. I tune in for racial controversy. I think ABC should swap that show out with The View, and let it come on national television.

On a more serious note, Rob Parker is obviously wrong. He was way out of line with his comments regarding what type of “brother” Robert Griffin is. However what I find far more egregious is his comment regarding RG3 have a white fiancé, and making it seem like he may be less of a man because of that.… Read More

ESPN’s Rob Parker educates us on blackness

I don’t know if you’ve been under a sports rock for the last day, but Rob Parker of ESPN has been suspended. Why did he get suspended? Well he decided to give his social opinion on race. Which in most circumstances would be okay, but Parker decided to decide to debate if Robert Griffin III…
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Washington Redskins, “No such thing as overpaying for Robert Griffin III”

It had to be done. The Washington Redskins were in a bidding war that they happily won. Their prize is the most electrifying and talented quarterbacks to come out of college since Michael Vick. The Redskins may have given up a lot of draft picks but this sacrifice was one with the future in mind.…
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The Cleveland Browns must get Robert Griffin III no matter the cost *

The Cleveland Browns must find a way to get Robert Griffin III for several reasons. First and foremost he’s the best quarterback in the draft. I know some people would argue for Andrew Luck, and to those people I would like to show them a video of RG3 running a 4.38 40-yard dash. Then I would…
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