Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 60 Part 1: NBA Finals Game 2, Golden State Warriors Should Be Embarrassed
I had to split the podcast into 2 parts this week. Part one is all about the NBA Finals. I talk about Game 2 and what the Cleveland Cavaliers were able to do. I also talk about the Golden State Warriors, and wonder what they’re doing. They should be embarrassed. Enjoy the podcast and…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 55: Sofía Vergara’s Frozen Eggs
On this episode I talk about how ridiculous this whole deflategate thing is. I’m not getting charged up about the psi in a football. However, many people are, and I make fun of them.
I also talk about Sofía Vergara’s frozen eggs.
Diabolical hater of the week is Chris “Mad Dog” Russo.
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Kevin Love out for Playoff Second Round, “Oh! Canada”…Cavaliers still beat the Chicago Bulls*
So it has been confirmed that Kevin Love will officially miss the second round of the playoffs, because Kelly Olynyk of all people, ripped his arm off. This is a bad look for Canada. Canada is known as such a peaceful country. I need my Canadian friends to give me some kind of explanation. Did Kelly Olynyk not get the, “How to be a successful Canadian for Dummies” manual? Apparently things get real when they’re about to get swept in the first round of a playoffs series, they should have never been in in the first place. One minute you think things are going according to plan, and the Cavs will coast through the Eastern Conference. Then a dude named Kelly turns into Sgt. Slaughter and throws a curveball into Cleveland’s season. Then again maybe this is the universe paying back the Cavaliers for what they did.
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 47: Madonna Falls, Llamas on the loose, and What Color is the Dress
I open the podcast talking about Madonna Falling off stage (I actually open the show talking about someone owing me some money. I need my money). A while ago I talked about Busta Rhymes being too old to be hip-hopping, when he face planted into the second row of the crowd at a concert. Now we can add Madonna to the list of artist too old to be hip-hopping. After she fell on stage while wearing a cape. That’s right Madonna was wearing a cape.
I also talk about “What Color is the Dress” and those llamas that gripped the nation.
I close the show talking James Harden kicking LeBron James in the groin. He should have been thrown out of the game.
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 44: 57th Grammy Awards, Kanye West, LeBron James v. Kevin Love?
So I finally got the chance to watch the Grammy Awards, and it was better than I thought it would be. I didn’t know who was on stage, but I was entertained. I did find it interesting that they didn’t present rap album on the year on television. Eminem won that award. So this was a sign to everyone that still had doubt. This whole Eminem thing is over. Dude has to start making better music, or he will continue to get his awards in costume closet.
On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the 57th Grammy Awards. I also talk about the way LeBron James is dealing with Kevin Love and the Cavaliers organization.
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Sunday, The Return of Dion Waiters to Cleveland #CAVSvsOKC
I knew the Cleveland Cavaliers played the Oklahoma City Thunder tomorrow. Which means I was looking forward to the match ups of Durant vs. LeBron in the who is the best player in the NBA, Kyrie vs. Westbrook in who can put up the most shots while being the second best player on the team, and Love vs. Ibaka in “If only we had a good coach. People wouldn’t think we’re washed up at 25.” However I forgot the real MVP, Dion Waiters.
This will be the first time the Cavs match up against OKC since shipping Dion Waiters there in the middle of the night (Baltimore Colts style). Waiters thinks he’s the best player in the league and has probably planned some type of vengeance against the organization that traded him away. He recently said that he loves his new team because he gets to touch the ball more now. However he actually shot the ball more when he was in Cleveland which is why he’s now in Oklahoma.… Read More
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 40: The Ohio State Buckeyes Championship Rant
The Ohio State Buckeyes are National Champions. So it’s only right that I open the podcast with a rant.
I breakdown the game and speculate about the future for Marcus Mariota and Ohio State. Mariota didn’t have a great game but people may be over analyzing him just a bit.
I also talk about the NBA fight between Kevin Garnett and Dwight Howard. There was a hold bunch of, “H-H-Hold me Back”
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 29: NYC Harassment Video
It’s The Last Show Podcast: Episode 29. I talk about the LeBron James debut for the Cleveland Cavaliers, and the hysteria Nike has started. I talk about the viral street harassment video, and I talk about how Chris Rock detonated a lack of tolerance bomb while hosting Saturday Night Live. So this week a video…
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LeBron James, using that Hair Butta?
Oh no, no, no, LeBron James. Say it ain’t so (Weezer style). Are you stealing Hair Butta out of Carlos Boozer’s medicine cabinet1? So LeBron James revealed his new shoe earlier this week. He also revealed a crisp hairline. I guess I’m supposed to defend this behavior, because LeBron plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers. He…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 19: LeBron James returns to Cleveland rant
Dan Le Batard of the Miami Herald and The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz. Does Miami centric rants whenever something great happens for Miami sports. With LeBron James returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers. I though it was only right that I do a rant for the city of Cleveland. Especially since the Cleveland rants that…
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