Tag: Kevin Love

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Cleveland Cavaliers 2016 Championship Rant, (KLS Style)

Kortney “I” of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, does a celebratory Championship Rant for the Cleveland Cavaliers. It’s an homage as always to The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz, Mike Ryan, and the shipping container filled with frightened refugees. Enjoy and please subscribe Enjoy the Podcast, Please Share, and Subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 112: Kyle & Kortney, NBA Finals Preview

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, Kyle and Kortney talk about the NBA Finals. Enjoy the Podcast, Please Share, and Subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, and Google Play You can add/subscribe to the feed manually: http://kortneyshanewilliams.com/feed/podcast/ Kortney Shane Williams Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 59: Bruce Jenner Cover Photo and Kevin Love’s Lies

I talk about the Bruce Jenner Vanity Fair Cover and Kevin Love Lying. I alos explain why it’s a short podcast. *Spoiler Alert* I’m tired   Enjoy the podcast and please Subscribe on iTunes.   Kortney Shane Williams Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane The post Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 53: Jameis Winston’s Hookup Story #Tidal

On Episode 53 of The Last Show Podcast. I talk about Jameis Winston claim that he got the hookup on the crab legs. I break down what A hookup is, and tell you what not to do if you get caught. I also talk about Kevin Love missing the playoffs, because his arm was ripped…
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Kevin Love out for Playoff Second Round, “Oh! Canada”…Cavaliers still beat the Chicago Bulls*

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So it has been confirmed that Kevin Love will officially miss the second round of the playoffs, because Kelly Olynyk of all people, ripped his arm off. This is a bad look for Canada. Canada is known as such a peaceful country. I need my Canadian friends to give me some kind of explanation. Did Kelly Olynyk not get the, “How to be a successful Canadian for Dummies” manual? Apparently things get real when they’re about to get swept in the first round of a playoffs series, they should have never been in in the first place. One minute you think things are going according to plan, and the Cavs will coast through the Eastern Conference. Then a dude named Kelly turns into Sgt. Slaughter and throws a curveball into Cleveland’s season. Then again maybe this is the universe paying back the Cavaliers for what they did.

Maybe this is the price Cleveland has to pay for LeBron orchestrating his return to Cleveland.… Read More

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Sunday, The Return of Dion Waiters to Cleveland #CAVSvsOKC

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I  knew the Cleveland Cavaliers played the Oklahoma City Thunder tomorrow. Which means I was looking forward to the match ups of Durant vs. LeBron in the who is the best player in the NBA, Kyrie vs. Westbrook in who can put up the most shots while being the second best player on the team, and Love vs. Ibaka in “If only we had a good coach. People wouldn’t think we’re washed up at 25.” However I forgot the real MVP, Dion Waiters.

This will be the first time the Cavs match up against OKC since shipping Dion Waiters there in the middle of the night (Baltimore Colts style). Waiters thinks he’s the best player in the league and has probably planned some type of vengeance against the organization that traded him away. He recently said that he loves his new team because he gets to touch the ball more now. However he actually shot the ball more when he was in Cleveland which is why he’s now in Oklahoma.… Read More

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Top 10 NBA Players, going into All-Star Weekend 2014

So far the NBA season has been uneven. And by uneven I mean the Eastern Conference stinks, and the Western Conference is great. You can actually make an argument that, every team in the East, except for the Milwaukee Bucks and Philadelphia 76ers, could make the playoffs. On the other hand, the Western Conference only has 9 teams…
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Cleveland Cavaliers, to trade or not to trade the #1 Pick

When the Cleveland Cavaliers won the NBA lottery, the first thing that came to my mind was, “Oh my gosh! Now they have to draft Nerlens Noel.” Going into this off season the Cavaliers were in a position to round out their roster, and make the playoffs. However now that they have won the lottery,…
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