Tag: Dan Gilbert

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 17: LeBron James free agency

The LeBron James to Cleveland movement is in full effect, and I can’t believe it. Why would LeBron want to leave Miami? Why does he love Akron so much? Is Dan Gilbert going to apologize for that letter that he wrote? What the hell is going on with LeBron James and his free agency? The…
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Did Pat Riley go preemptive comic sans slave owner rant on LeBron James?

In the interest of full disclosure, I’m a Cavaliers fan. So I may have some blind spots when it comes to my team. For instance, I think Dion Waiters is a good player, and Anthony Bennett will eventually make an all-star team. In addition, I’ve never seen a problem with the infamous letter Dan Gilbert…
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Cleveland Cavaliers fired Chris Grant, Mike Brown on deck

The Cleveland Cavaliers have finally put Chris Grant of his misery. They fired him the day after the Cavaliers lost to a team of 8 players, which ended up being 4 players by the end of the game. This means that Mike Brown will be the next to go. That’s right Dan Gilbert is clearing…
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A preemptive good riddance letter to Kyrie Irving…thanks Dan Gilbert

It’s been reported that Kyrie Irving of the Cleveland Cavaliers wants to leave Cleveland. Of course Kyrie came out publicly and denied that report, because that’s what you have to do when you’re under contract. However, I don’t believe the denial, and I think he wants outs. I’m not calling him a liar, but I’m…
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Dion Waiters, scapegoat for underachieving

Dion Waiters and the Cleveland Cavaliers, haven’t been coming along as quickly as many people thought. Going into this season they were unanimously picked as a team that would take the leap to the playoffs. So when the Cavaliers stumbled out of the gate at 4 – 12, it was time issue blame. The blame…
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Cavaliers are legit with Andrew Bynum

y The Cleveland Cavaliers have agreed to a 2 year contract with Andrew Bynum worth up to $24 million (The words “up to” are very important in this scenario. Because the second year is a team option, only $6 million of the first year is guaranteed, and the rest is incentive-laden). When I first heard…
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The fix! How Mike Brown got back to the Cleveland Cavaliers*

Mike Brown is back in the NBA as the head coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers! How wonderful is that? I get to see Mike Brown on the sideline again. Nothing makes me happier than seeing Mike Brown pacing the sideline, with that confused, yet puzzled-happy look on his face. It’s the exact same look you…
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LeBron James wants back in Cleveland for the money

When reports surfaced that LeBron James of the Miami Heat would be open to the idea of returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers. I grunted, “This guy is unbelievable Un-bee-lieevable! (Dane Cook style).” What the hell happened? Are you finished taking your talents to South Beach? Did all the women dry up because of your lack…
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LeBron James: Cleveland’s Prodigal Son

LeBron James: The Prodigal Son As a native of Cleveland, Ohio, my first thought when LeBron James left Cleveland, OH was denial.  My second emotion was anger.  But my third emotion, like many other Cleveland Cavaliers fans, was hope.  Today, after seeing Lebron’s interview in Cleveland from yesterday, that hope is growing. LeBron James left…
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