Category: Seattle Sports

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I am fully awake and ready to go. I talk about the Missouri football players getting the president of the university fired. I would have talked about it last week but I forgot. I explore the power of the grunt workers in any corporation. I also talk…
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On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about the report that bacon can give you cancer. I never thought canned meat was a good thing for you, but this headline is crazy. I also talk about the Ricardo Lockette injury, and how football isn’t safe. I also touch on Halloween and discuss…
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On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Tristan Thompson holding out for a larger contract. I break down the dynamics of LeBron’s power in Cleveland. Should a dude get paid just because their friends? What is your friendship worth? Is your friend a habitual line stepper? I also talk about why…
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On episode 74 of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, I talk about the NFL opening weekend. I primary talk about the Seahawks failures on defense, and wonder if Kam Chancellor was happy with the loss. It’s that was Kam Chancellor wanted? Doesn’t it prove his value? Other than that I talk about the new Steve Jobs…
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On this episode of the Last Show Podcast I talk about the Hulk Hogan aka Terry Bollea’s Racist Sex Tape. That’s right there is a racist sex tape and I’m on top of it. I talk about Kelly Osbourne stepping in the Donald Trump bear trap. Apparently Donald Trump needs Latinos because they clean his…
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I talk about ESPN the Body Issue and the fascination in general with wanting to see people naked. It’s the weird Playboy like fantasy that The Body Issue and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have in common. I also talk about NBA Free Agency and the DeAndre Jordan Emoticon battle   Enjoy the podcast please…
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On this episode I talk about how ridiculous this whole deflategate thing is. I’m not getting charged up about the psi in a football. However, many people are, and I make fun of them.

I also talk about Sofía Vergara’s frozen eggs.

Diabolical hater of the week is Chris “Mad Dog” Russo.

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Kortney Shane Williams

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On episode 52 of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Britt McHenry’s tow truck rant. It wasn’t really a rant against tow trucks. It was a rant against an employee of a tow truck company. Personally I support her hate against the tow truck employee on the surface. I say on the surface, because I didn’t do a lot a research. If go full support on the McHenry, someone will email me some tragic email about how she knee capped children at a Chuck E’ Cheeses. So I have surface support for her in relation to the rant on the tow truck business, which I discuss on the podcast.

I also talk about what we can take away from the Aaron Hernandez situation – *Spoiler Alert* Don’t Kill People -, I tell you why Russell Wilson will stay in Seattle forever, a woman that ate 13 lbs. of steak, and my Diabolical Hater of the Week, Monty Williams

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Huh…I don’t hear anything. Where’s your outrage against the New England Patriots for the way they acted during their super bowl parade? People sure love to pounce on the Seattle Seahawks, the 80s Miami Hurricanes, and the LeBron Miami Heat teams, for being braggadocios. Where’s the outrage now? I thought we were supposed to make sure athletes were being responsible and raising our kids effectively. That’s why NBC censored Doug Baldwin’s end zone celebration. That’s why we need to make sure Marshawn Lynch talks to the media and wears the right cleats, because kids needs to see their athletes obey authority. And when they don’t live up to their fatherly standards we need to have a summit, and figure out what’s wrong with these people. That’s when we hold up example like Larry Foote and Bill Cosby, “Come on Bill. Teach these kids how to act.” What happened to the heard of ESPN analyst castigating the athletes?… Read More

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The Seattle Seahawks didn’t run the ball at the end of the Super Bowl and that’s why they lost the game. I thought we all agreed that it was a dumb call, and the worst in super bowl history. However, I’m seeing articles defending the play call, and some are even condoning it. The worst part is, Seahawks fans are starting to believe this, and they’re sending the article to me. The article I’m getting the most is Benjamin Morris’ on FiveThirtyEight.com. It is a reasonable article, but it should be held up as some kind of validation. It was a horrible call. When you throw the ball 3 things can happen and two of them are bad. Why would you do that with the game on the line? When you have the best power runner in the league. Don’t out think the room run the ball.

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