Kevin Love out for Playoff Second Round, “Oh! Canada”…Cavaliers still beat the Chicago Bulls*
So it has been confirmed that Kevin Love will officially miss the second round of the playoffs, because Kelly Olynyk of all people, ripped his arm off. This is a bad look for Canada. Canada is known as such a peaceful country. I need my Canadian friends to give me some kind of explanation. Did Kelly Olynyk not get the, “How to be a successful Canadian for Dummies” manual? Apparently things get real when they’re about to get swept in the first round of a playoffs series, they should have never been in in the first place. One minute you think things are going according to plan, and the Cavs will coast through the Eastern Conference. Then a dude named Kelly turns into Sgt. Slaughter and throws a curveball into Cleveland’s season. Then again maybe this is the universe paying back the Cavaliers for what they did.
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 50: Chicago Cubs Fans Peeing in Cups
On episode 50 of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Chicago Cubs Fans that were forced to pee in cups…or did they volunteer? Regardless people went to a baseball game. Thinking there was working bathrooms. Only to find out that there was a 30 minute wait to use the bathroom. That’s when people decided it was a good idea to pee in cups.
I also talk about all the sour people surrounding college basketball. Why cant you’ll just enjoy the games? And if you’re going to be sour about one and done, don’t you have to castigate Duke and Coach K? What about Bo Ryan being sour? Oh so much sour stuff in the Tournament.
I also elect Andrew Harrison as the most diabolical hater of the week.
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 47: Madonna Falls, Llamas on the loose, and What Color is the Dress
I open the podcast talking about Madonna Falling off stage (I actually open the show talking about someone owing me some money. I need my money). A while ago I talked about Busta Rhymes being too old to be hip-hopping, when he face planted into the second row of the crowd at a concert. Now we can add Madonna to the list of artist too old to be hip-hopping. After she fell on stage while wearing a cape. That’s right Madonna was wearing a cape.
I also talk about “What Color is the Dress” and those llamas that gripped the nation.
I close the show talking James Harden kicking LeBron James in the groin. He should have been thrown out of the game.
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 44: 57th Grammy Awards, Kanye West, LeBron James v. Kevin Love?
So I finally got the chance to watch the Grammy Awards, and it was better than I thought it would be. I didn’t know who was on stage, but I was entertained. I did find it interesting that they didn’t present rap album on the year on television. Eminem won that award. So this was a sign to everyone that still had doubt. This whole Eminem thing is over. Dude has to start making better music, or he will continue to get his awards in costume closet.
On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the 57th Grammy Awards. I also talk about the way LeBron James is dealing with Kevin Love and the Cavaliers organization.
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Sunday, The Return of Dion Waiters to Cleveland #CAVSvsOKC
I knew the Cleveland Cavaliers played the Oklahoma City Thunder tomorrow. Which means I was looking forward to the match ups of Durant vs. LeBron in the who is the best player in the NBA, Kyrie vs. Westbrook in who can put up the most shots while being the second best player on the team, and Love vs. Ibaka in “If only we had a good coach. People wouldn’t think we’re washed up at 25.” However I forgot the real MVP, Dion Waiters.
This will be the first time the Cavs match up against OKC since shipping Dion Waiters there in the middle of the night (Baltimore Colts style). Waiters thinks he’s the best player in the league and has probably planned some type of vengeance against the organization that traded him away. He recently said that he loves his new team because he gets to touch the ball more now. However he actually shot the ball more when he was in Cleveland which is why he’s now in Oklahoma.… Read More
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 40: The Ohio State Buckeyes Championship Rant
The Ohio State Buckeyes are National Champions. So it’s only right that I open the podcast with a rant.
I breakdown the game and speculate about the future for Marcus Mariota and Ohio State. Mariota didn’t have a great game but people may be over analyzing him just a bit.
I also talk about the NBA fight between Kevin Garnett and Dwight Howard. There was a hold bunch of, “H-H-Hold me Back”
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 38: Stuart Scott…
When I heard about Stuart Scott passing away it rocked me like I didn’t think it would. I had no idea I had this connection to him. Many that knew him have eulogized him, so I’m not going to do that. Instead on the podcast I talk about how he affected me. I love Stuart Scott, and I glad I got the opportunity to watch him.
I also talk about Sony making a new Walkman which sounds like a horrific idea. On top of that it cost $1100.
And it wouldn’t be a show unless I talked about The Ohio State Buckeyes and their matchup against Oregon in the National Champion. Now “spoiler alert” they’re going to win, but I explain why.
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 36: AirAsia Flight, Great Seattle Seahawks
In this episode of The Last Show Podcast, All is Lost.
The Seattle Seahawks are the greatest team in the NFL. I love everything about the players on the team, and I wish I was a Seahawks fan. However, I’m stuck with the Cleveland Browns, who over the weekend manage to get headlines for not showing up to work. Apparently Johnny Manziel had a party that was so dope that he manage to miss work. Even though he was injured. That means he doesn’t actually. He only has to show up and let someone massage his hamstring.
I also talk about the missing AirAsia and Jim Harbaugh. I have a bad feeling about Jim Harbaugh to Michigan. I have a feeling he’s going to ruin one of my Saturday evenings.
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 29: NYC Harassment Video
It’s The Last Show Podcast: Episode 29. I talk about the LeBron James debut for the Cleveland Cavaliers, and the hysteria Nike has started. I talk about the viral street harassment video, and I talk about how Chris Rock detonated a lack of tolerance bomb while hosting Saturday Night Live. So this week a video…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 28: NBA Season Preview
The 68th NBA Season starts tonight. All the offseason moves are over, and now it’s time to speculate on what will happen on the court. In this episode of the last show podcast I spend a lot of time talking about the Los Angeles Lakers and the “nobody wants to play with Kobe Bryant” report.…
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