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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 153: The Falcons Did Falcons Stuff & Kim Kardashian’s Book Club

On this episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, talks about why he rather be a Cleveland Brown’s than a Falcons’ fan. He also talks about why John Legend should “RUUUNNN!” (Richard Pryor Style) I believe the term for this nowadays is lit ? pic.twitter.com/mg4hlKUAwg — Zach Dean (@ZachDeanDBNJ) February 4, 2017 Kortney opens the show…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 151: Olive Garden’s All You Can Eat Lasagna & Trump Stuff

On this episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, Kortney talks about Olive Garden’s endless classics and La La Land Kortney opens the show talking about January’s (Stand-Up Style) Comedy Show and Olive Garden all you can eat offer He also talks about Donald Trump’s ban on immigrants (7:37), what he thought about Moonlight & La…
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If you celebrate the New England Patriot Way? You don’t care about the kids!

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Huh…I don’t hear anything. Where’s your outrage against the New England Patriots for the way they acted during their super bowl parade? People sure love to pounce on the Seattle Seahawks, the 80s Miami Hurricanes, and the LeBron Miami Heat teams, for being braggadocios. Where’s the outrage now? I thought we were supposed to make sure athletes were being responsible and raising our kids effectively. That’s why NBC censored Doug Baldwin’s end zone celebration. That’s why we need to make sure Marshawn Lynch talks to the media and wears the right cleats, because kids needs to see their athletes obey authority. And when they don’t live up to their fatherly standards we need to have a summit, and figure out what’s wrong with these people. That’s when we hold up example like Larry Foote and Bill Cosby, “Come on Bill. Teach these kids how to act.” What happened to the heard of ESPN analyst castigating the athletes?… Read More

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 43: Love Seattle Seahawks bravado and hate their passing, Lynch vs. Gronk Mortal Combat, and Soliciting Prostitutes

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The Seattle Seahawks didn’t run the ball at the end of the Super Bowl and that’s why they lost the game. I thought we all agreed that it was a dumb call, and the worst in super bowl history. However, I’m seeing articles defending the play call, and some are even condoning it. The worst part is, Seahawks fans are starting to believe this, and they’re sending the article to me. The article I’m getting the most is Benjamin Morris’ on FiveThirtyEight.com. It is a reasonable article, but it should be held up as some kind of validation. It was a horrible call. When you throw the ball 3 things can happen and two of them are bad. Why would you do that with the game on the line? When you have the best power runner in the league. Don’t out think the room run the ball.

 

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 42: Super Bowl Week hatred

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In this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about why I hate super bowl week. I don’t like the pumping and priming of big sporting events. And the super bowl is the biggest offender. That is why I hate super bowl week. It’s a variety of pregame show after pregame show, with people saying nothing. It is the most infuriating time on the sports schedule.

I also talk about my trip to San Diego for the San Diego Comedy Festival and I ponder why Eminem is no longer good.

 

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Peyton Manning is getting his BlackMan, are you loving it?

  I can’t tell you how great it feels to watch Peyton Manning Stand up to the Indianapolis Colts. I might throw a parade. As a matter of fact I’m putting together a party at King of Diamonds (Miami style), and Pacman Jones is on the guest list. We’re going to have singles and scrippers. Make sure…
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San Francisco 49ers, Alex Smith, In the Super Bowl? NFC Championship Time

Normally I would start this piece by verbally dapping up Alex Smith for a great will last week. However, I dedicated an entire post to him after he went Remember the Titans on the New Orleans Saints. So it’s not time for a retrospective on what the San Francisco did to New Orleans. “I’m not here…
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