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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 184: Is Calling A Prostitute A Fireable Offense? & Creepy Pied Piper

KLS EP 184: 7.25.17 On this episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, Kortney ask the important question, “Is Calling a Prostitute a Fireable Offense?” He also talks about Hugh Freeze getting fired, OJ Simpson being granted parole, Kyrie Irving going at LeBron James, and R. Kelly advertising his creepy. Credit to, Jim DeRogatis of BuzzFeed…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 183: EMERGENCY!! Kyrie Wants Out of Cleveland

  KLS EP 183: 7.21.17 It’s an emergency episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast. Kortney talks about the breaking news that is Kyrie Irving is requesting a trade. Enjoy the Podcast, Please Share, and Subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, and Tune in Radio. You can add/subscribe to the feed manually: https://www.blubrry.com/thelastshowpodcast/ Kortney Shane Williams…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 154: Everybody’s Breast Were Out “It Was the Grammys”

On this episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, Kortney talks about the Grammys and marvels at everyone discovering Charles Oakley Kortney opens the show talking about Charles Oakley, James Dolan, Latrell Sprewell, and the New York Knicks. He also talks about the Grammy Awards (14:55), Oklahoma City being drubbed by Golden State, and Oklahoma City…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 149: Is Trump Getting Peed On?…The Next Four Years (Playlist Style)

On this episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, Kortney talks about the circus shutting down and his official playlist for the Next Four Years… available on Spotify Kortney opens the show talking about the idea of Donald Trump getting peed on and how somebody has to do it. He discusses Ringling Bros. and Barnum &…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 46: Mayweather vs. Pacquiao Finally!

MayweathervPac

So Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao are finally going to fight. It’s about 27 years to late, but does it really matter? Are you not going watch the fight? Do you have something better to do May 2nd? I know both fighters are past their prime, but it’s still a huge fight. Plus it’s an excuse to throw a party. Who doesn’t want to have a party? I want to find all these anti-party people, and make sure we never hangout.

I plan on watching the fight. However I do have a dilemma, which I discuss on the show.

I also talks about Adrian Peterson not wanting to go back to the Minnesota Vikings, and I offer him some solutions.

I close the show talking about Phil Jackson ripping the New York Knicks and Alaska legalizing marijuana.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 38: Stuart Scott…

Football - NCAA - Rose Bowl - Ohio State vs. Oregon

When I heard about Stuart Scott passing away it rocked me like I didn’t think it would. I had no idea I had this connection to him. Many that knew him have eulogized him, so I’m not going to do that. Instead on the podcast I talk about how he affected me. I love Stuart Scott, and I glad I got the opportunity to watch him.

I also talk about Sony making a new Walkman which sounds like a horrific idea. On top of that it cost $1100.

And it wouldn’t be a show unless I talked about The Ohio State Buckeyes and their matchup against Oregon in the National Champion. Now “spoiler alert” they’re going to win, but I explain why.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane
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Josh Smith released from a bad Detroit Pistons team

WOW!! Josh Smith got released from the awful Detroit Pistons. How bad must it have been for arguably the worst team in the NBA to say, “You can just leave, and make sure you get all your stuff.” The NBA doesn’t just release players. I can’t think of the last player that got release. Latrell Sprewell choked out his coach and he wasn’t release.

Now the question is, who’s going to pick him up. He’s really good and can help a team win. However, you don’t want him on a bad team because he would mess around and make you win games. That eliminates the 76ers, Orlando, Minnesota, and Utah. The most obvious place is the L.A. Lakers. They need help at every position, and it would give Kobe Bryant another player to yell at. However, that would create a logjam at the forward position.

I think he should sign with the Knicks they have problems defending, which Josh could help, and he would take pressure off Carmelo Anthony.… Read More

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The Daily Take: How Jeremy Lin “Slammed” the New York Knicks

NBA owners really have to grow up.  Between Cleveland, Orlando, and New York, we have a consortium of owners who just don’t “get it.”  I am completely baffled at all times by old white guys who really think they’ve bought inanimate toys.  They sit around on their carpet and like marbles or pogs (yeah, I…
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No Jeremy Lin Situation

The New York Knicks had 2 choices: One, they pay a generous amount of money to keep Jeremy Lin in the Big Apple. Two, they let Linsanity walk and every greenback dollar that his sensation would have brought to the franchise along with it. There was no right choice for James Dolan. Sign Lin to…
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New York Knicks are right in letting Jeremy Lin walk

Sources1 say that the New York Knicks will not match the Houston Rockets offer for Jeremy Lin. That means New York has probably seen the last of Linsanity. That also means that the Knicks may have someone in the front office with a brain. I know New York loved Linsanity, but I don’t get the…
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