Tag: Cleveland Cavaliers

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 93: We Still Talking About O.J. Simpson? “Enough!”

On this episode of the podcast I talk about going to the dentist, and getting four of my eleven cavities taken care of. I talk about Kanye West going further into the Kardashian hole. I’ve always said, “This is not going to end well.” I talk about why I done with O.J. Simpson documentary. Enough!…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 77: LeBron James role in Tristan Thompson’s Contract & Football Should Have Age Requirement

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Tristan Thompson holding out for a larger contract. I break down the dynamics of LeBron’s power in Cleveland. Should a dude get paid just because their friends? What is your friendship worth? Is your friend a habitual line stepper? I also talk about why…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 69: More Donald Trump; Not Dre’s Day Compton is useless

On this 69th episode of The Last Show Podcast Donald Trump infiltrates it once again. I would love to stop talking about him, but he keeps talking which makes me talk about him. I talk about the recent shot he took at Rosie O’Donnell, and more. I review Dr. Dre’s new album Compton Soundtrack. It’s…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 62: Confederate Flags and P. Diddy Kettle Bell Fight

On Episode 62 of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the Confederate Flag possibly being removed from South Carolina’s capitol building. This is a whole bunch of nothing and too late. I talk about that. I also talk about P.Diddy getting in a fight with the strength and conditioning coach at UCLA. Also there…
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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 60 Part 1: NBA Finals Game 2, Golden State Warriors Should Be Embarrassed

I had to split the podcast into 2 parts this week. Part one is all about the NBA Finals. I talk about Game 2 and what the Cleveland Cavaliers were able to do. I also talk about the Golden State Warriors, and wonder what they’re doing. They should be embarrassed.   Enjoy the podcast and…
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Ohio State Quarterback Cardele Jones, The Diabolical Hater of the month

If you’re not familiar with what a diabolical hater is, you should be ashamed of yourself. Did you not watch Chappelle’s Show? Do not listen to Kortney’s Last Show Podcast? If not check out The Last Show Podcast on iTunes.

The Diabolical hater for the month of May is Cardale Jones

https://twitter.com/CJ12_/status/598297078771654658

If you’re not familiar with Cardale, don’t feel like it’s your fault. He’s the 3rd string quarterback for Ohio State, and the owner of a National Championship.

That right here is some hate.

Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 55: Sofía Vergara’s Frozen Eggs

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On this episode I talk about how ridiculous this whole deflategate thing is. I’m not getting charged up about the psi in a football. However, many people are, and I make fun of them.

I also talk about Sofía Vergara’s frozen eggs.

Diabolical hater of the week is Chris “Mad Dog” Russo.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 53: Jameis Winston’s Hookup Story #Tidal

On Episode 53 of The Last Show Podcast. I talk about Jameis Winston claim that he got the hookup on the crab legs. I break down what A hookup is, and tell you what not to do if you get caught. I also talk about Kevin Love missing the playoffs, because his arm was ripped…
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Kevin Love out for Playoff Second Round, “Oh! Canada”…Cavaliers still beat the Chicago Bulls*

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So it has been confirmed that Kevin Love will officially miss the second round of the playoffs, because Kelly Olynyk of all people, ripped his arm off. This is a bad look for Canada. Canada is known as such a peaceful country. I need my Canadian friends to give me some kind of explanation. Did Kelly Olynyk not get the, “How to be a successful Canadian for Dummies” manual? Apparently things get real when they’re about to get swept in the first round of a playoffs series, they should have never been in in the first place. One minute you think things are going according to plan, and the Cavs will coast through the Eastern Conference. Then a dude named Kelly turns into Sgt. Slaughter and throws a curveball into Cleveland’s season. Then again maybe this is the universe paying back the Cavaliers for what they did.

Maybe this is the price Cleveland has to pay for LeBron orchestrating his return to Cleveland.… Read More

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 47: Madonna Falls, Llamas on the loose, and What Color is the Dress

I open the podcast talking about Madonna Falling off stage (I actually open the show talking about someone owing me some money. I need my money). A while ago I talked about Busta Rhymes being too old to be hip-hopping, when he face planted into the second row of the crowd at a concert. Now we can add Madonna to the list of artist too old to be hip-hopping. After she fell on stage while wearing a cape. That’s right Madonna was wearing a cape.

I also talk about “What Color is the Dress” and those llamas that gripped the nation.

I close the show talking James Harden kicking LeBron James in the groin. He should have been thrown out of the game.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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