I don’t know who Rickie Fowler is, but he’s seems like a dude I’d like to hangout out with. First of all he gets all his clothes from Marshalls. So I know we would mesh financially. I don’t have to worry about him picking some expensive place to eat. Rickie seems like the dude that would be down to hit the salad bar at Ruby Tuesdays.
Also he gets all his hats at lids. My boy Fowler isn’t getting those hats custom made. He’s grabbing them joints straight off the rack. I’m surprised he’s not rocking the gold new era tag on the bill of the cap. Rickie should go all the way with his fashion and start wearing Chuck Taylors. I sure he could find an orange pair at Foot Locker.
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