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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 183: EMERGENCY!! Kyrie Wants Out of Cleveland

  KLS EP 183: 7.21.17 It’s an emergency episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast. Kortney talks about the breaking news that is Kyrie Irving is requesting a trade. Enjoy the Podcast, Please Share, and Subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, and Tune in Radio. You can add/subscribe to the feed manually: https://www.blubrry.com/thelastshowpodcast/ Kortney Shane Williams…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 153: The Falcons Did Falcons Stuff & Kim Kardashian’s Book Club

On this episode of Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, talks about why he rather be a Cleveland Brown’s than a Falcons’ fan. He also talks about why John Legend should “RUUUNNN!” (Richard Pryor Style) I believe the term for this nowadays is lit ? pic.twitter.com/mg4hlKUAwg — Zach Dean (@ZachDeanDBNJ) February 4, 2017 Kortney opens the show…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 104: First Spin Class & Useless Adele Interviews

On this episode of The Last Show I talk about my first trip to spin class. Surprisingly there was no HGH. I also talk about Adele continuing to come out with DVDs despite having nothing to say, Kobe Bryant’s last game, Johnny Manziel trashing a rental house and the NBA Playoffs.   Enjoy the podcast…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 86: 11 Grammy Nominations for Kendrick Lamar? & Kobe’s Retirement

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the Grammy Award Nominations getting released. I also talk about the monthly comedy show I produce entitled, (Stand-Up Style) Comedy Showcase. The December 6th show was packed. I close talking about Kobe Bryant’s Retirement, and what LeBron can learn from Kobe. Also December 17th…
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Josh Smith released from a bad Detroit Pistons team

WOW!! Josh Smith got released from the awful Detroit Pistons. How bad must it have been for arguably the worst team in the NBA to say, “You can just leave, and make sure you get all your stuff.” The NBA doesn’t just release players. I can’t think of the last player that got release. Latrell Sprewell choked out his coach and he wasn’t release.

Now the question is, who’s going to pick him up. He’s really good and can help a team win. However, you don’t want him on a bad team because he would mess around and make you win games. That eliminates the 76ers, Orlando, Minnesota, and Utah. The most obvious place is the L.A. Lakers. They need help at every position, and it would give Kobe Bryant another player to yell at. However, that would create a logjam at the forward position.

I think he should sign with the Knicks they have problems defending, which Josh could help, and he would take pressure off Carmelo Anthony.… Read More

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 28: NBA Season Preview

The 68th NBA Season starts tonight. All the offseason moves are over, and now it’s time to speculate on what will happen on the court. In this episode of the last show podcast I spend a lot of time talking about the Los Angeles Lakers and the “nobody wants to play with Kobe Bryant” report.…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 01: Kanye West, The Cavaliers, Kobe Bryant, and Duck Dynasty

On this first inaugural reincarnation of The Last Show. I talk About Kanye West, Dion Waiters, The Cavaliers, Kobe Bryant, and Duck Dynasty Enjoy!   www.kortneyshanewilliams.com www.comedicprose.com

The 2014 L.A. Lakers new chant, “Moneyball, Moneyball, Moneyball”

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There’s one word we can’t stop hearing about.  Whether it’s Brad “Billy Bean” Pitt with that guy from “Superbad” on the big screen, or the real-life roster of The St. Louis Cardinals. Moneyball. Everyone’s trying to buy statistics, not stars.  And as a long-time L.A. Lakers fan, I’m excited, that my team is forced to buy into the same philosophy.
Last night, as I was already reeling from watching the Miami Heat look just as dominant as they did in the last six minutes of Game 6 of The 2013 NBA Finals. I decided (against my better judgment) to watch the late game, where my Lakers would take on The L.A. Clippers.  I was already prepared for the inevitable beat-down.  I was already braced for a Rondo-infused CP3 throwing alley-oops to a much improved Deandre Jordan, and a greatly marketed Blake Griffin.  I was ready to watch Nate Collison run defensive circles around Steve Nash as he did in last year’s opener for the Dallas Mavericks.  I was prepared to see a Laker team, so desperate, so devoid of talent, that Kobe would literally inject himself with HGH while sitting behind the bench, tear off his suit, and hobble on the court like Willis Reed, play 48 minutes and overtime, and then sprain an MCL .… Read More

The 2014 L.A. Lakers new chant, “Moneyball, Moneyball, Moneyball”

There’s one word we can’t stop hearing about.  Whether it’s Brad “Billy Bean” Pitt with that guy from “Superbad” on the big screen, or the real-life roster of The St. Louis Cardinals. Moneyball. Everyone’s trying to buy statistics, not stars.  And as a long-time L.A. Lakers fan, I’m excited, that my team is forced to…
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Hating on Los Angeles Lakers’ Dwight Howard Will Stop

It’s a match made in heaven that even eHarmony could have figured out. The Hollywood personality finally getting a taste of what Hollywood life is. Dwight Howard and Brooklyn never really seemed right. Now it’s time for the public to stop hating on Dwight Howard. I’m not telling them to stop hating. Rather, I’m saying…
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