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Bernard Hopkins shows his age (Therapeutic socks)

I knew Bernard Hopkins was going to lose to Sergey Kovalev as soon as he walked in the ring. Because Bernard was wearing therapeutic socks. Bernard Hopkins is known for being a boxer that doesn’t seem to age. To think that at the age of 49, a guy had the ability to unify the Light…
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The Fantastic New Pringles Tortillas Nacho Chips

I don’t work for Pringles, but after this endorsement I should. As a matter of fact after this endorsement I should own a piece of Pringles. Maybe they could sponsor the website or the podcast. Hell, maybe they can sponsor both. “Hit me up Pringles!” Here it is: Pringles came out with these new tortillas…
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Kortney on Comedy Time getting his Girl Scout Cookie on

Comedy Time put up a clip from a show I did at the Icehouse. I had no control of what clip they put up, but they decided to highlight my Girl Scout Cookie bit. So I decided to post it. Check it out and leave a comment.   Ps. My favorite comment so far on…
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Kanye West Yeezus Concert Experience…”A Jesus was There!”

I went to see Kanye West, in Seattle, at his first stop on the Yeezus tour. Note self: Don’t ever, ever ever ever ever, be the first stop on a tour again.   My Yeezus experience started off late. And by late I mean, the show was supposed to start at 8 o’ clock and…
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Kanye West Yeezus Concert Experience…”A Jesus was There!”

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I went to see Kanye West, in Seattle, at his first stop on the Yeezus tour.

Note self: Don’t ever, ever ever ever ever, be the first stop on a tour again.

 

My Yeezus experience started off late. And by late I mean, the show was supposed to start at 8 o’ clock and the doors didn’t open until 8:30. Kendrick Lamar hit the stage at 10 0′ clock, and Kanye came out at 11:30. The show finally ended at 1:30 am, with me tired and confused. I actually wanted to write about this concert the day after the show, but I couldn’t stay awake. The only way I would have been able to write that night, is if that guy from A Clockwork Orange came to my house, and put clothes pins on my eye lids.

 

The whole Yeezus experience was confusing, creative, and entertaining. It was basically the personification of what Kanye West is.… Read More

Kortney Shane Williams Presents: The Comedy Show, Live at the Comedy Underground

I Kortney Shane Williams, will be producing a comedy show at the Comedy Underground in Seattle Washington, September 29th at 8pm titled, Kortney Shane Williams Presents: The Comedy Show. This show will be the first of what I hope will turn into a monthly comedy show. Because I don’t do many show in Seattle (I…
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When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong, Starring a Random Cleveland Bus Driver

This video speaks for itself,   Hadoken, Kortney Shane Williams Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose Follow Kortney Williams on Twitter @kortneyshane

Jersey Shore Diaries: S05 E01 & 02, Vinny’s Anxiety and A Bosnian Girl that Wouldn’t Leave the House

A few days ago I made the point to take time out and catch up on the Jersey Shore. Unfortunately it slipped my mind and the second episode was removed from online streaming. Now I have to admit I was sadden, however it didn’t last long. Because the Jersey Shore Comes on MTV aka the…
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