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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 47: Madonna Falls, Llamas on the loose, and What Color is the Dress

I open the podcast talking about Madonna Falling off stage (I actually open the show talking about someone owing me some money. I need my money). A while ago I talked about Busta Rhymes being too old to be hip-hopping, when he face planted into the second row of the crowd at a concert. Now we can add Madonna to the list of artist too old to be hip-hopping. After she fell on stage while wearing a cape. That’s right Madonna was wearing a cape.

I also talk about “What Color is the Dress” and those llamas that gripped the nation.

I close the show talking James Harden kicking LeBron James in the groin. He should have been thrown out of the game.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 46: Mayweather vs. Pacquiao Finally!

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So Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao are finally going to fight. It’s about 27 years to late, but does it really matter? Are you not going watch the fight? Do you have something better to do May 2nd? I know both fighters are past their prime, but it’s still a huge fight. Plus it’s an excuse to throw a party. Who doesn’t want to have a party? I want to find all these anti-party people, and make sure we never hangout.

I plan on watching the fight. However I do have a dilemma, which I discuss on the show.

I also talks about Adrian Peterson not wanting to go back to the Minnesota Vikings, and I offer him some solutions.

I close the show talking about Phil Jackson ripping the New York Knicks and Alaska legalizing marijuana.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 45: Brian Williams’ Lies

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Brian Williams, oh Brian. What happened?

This is an interesting story, but I have no real opinion on it. Because I watch local news. Local news is where all the action is at. Local news reporters have to make news at least 3 days a week, because sometimes nothing happens. Consequently they end up with odd stories about the local dive bar running a pull tab scam. To me that is entertaining and that’s why I don’t watch Brian Williams. However, I am interested in all this lying. Why say you got shot at in a helicopter, when you work on TV. Come on Brian.

So I talk about Brian Williams on the podcast. Also I realized that Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar officially have new songs. I close the show wondering why people always like to count Tom Brady’s money.

 

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 44: 57th Grammy Awards, Kanye West, LeBron James v. Kevin Love?

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So I finally got the chance to watch the Grammy Awards, and it was better than I thought it would be. I didn’t know who was on stage, but I was entertained. I did find it interesting that they didn’t present rap album on the year on television. Eminem won that award. So this was a sign to everyone that still had doubt. This whole Eminem thing is over. Dude has to start making better music, or he will continue to get his awards in costume closet.

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk about the 57th Grammy Awards. I also talk about the way LeBron James is dealing with Kevin Love and the Cavaliers organization.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 43: Love Seattle Seahawks bravado and hate their passing, Lynch vs. Gronk Mortal Combat, and Soliciting Prostitutes

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The Seattle Seahawks didn’t run the ball at the end of the Super Bowl and that’s why they lost the game. I thought we all agreed that it was a dumb call, and the worst in super bowl history. However, I’m seeing articles defending the play call, and some are even condoning it. The worst part is, Seahawks fans are starting to believe this, and they’re sending the article to me. The article I’m getting the most is Benjamin Morris’ on FiveThirtyEight.com. It is a reasonable article, but it should be held up as some kind of validation. It was a horrible call. When you throw the ball 3 things can happen and two of them are bad. Why would you do that with the game on the line? When you have the best power runner in the league. Don’t out think the room run the ball.

 

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 42: Super Bowl Week hatred

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In this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about why I hate super bowl week. I don’t like the pumping and priming of big sporting events. And the super bowl is the biggest offender. That is why I hate super bowl week. It’s a variety of pregame show after pregame show, with people saying nothing. It is the most infuriating time on the sports schedule.

I also talk about my trip to San Diego for the San Diego Comedy Festival and I ponder why Eminem is no longer good.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 41: Birdman, Marshawn Lynch, and Tiger Wood’s Tooth

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On this episode of The Last Show Podcast. I talk about the movie Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance). I got to see and I’m confused. Not confused like I don’t know what happened. I know what happened because I watched the movie. I’m confused because I don’t know what, why was what. The acting performances were great. Ed Norton was fantastic, Michael Keaton was great, and Emma Stone still freaks me out.

I also talk about Marshawn Lynch’s running style and his epic celebration routine. Which I found out has a name, “Hold my ****.” I also talk about Tiger Wood’s tooth getting knocked out and who’s getting the most pleasure out of his troubles *spoiler alert* it’s his ex-wife and Kurt Busch’s girl being an assassin.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 40: The Ohio State Buckeyes Championship Rant

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The Ohio State Buckeyes are National Champions. So it’s only right that I open the podcast with a rant.

I breakdown the game and speculate about the future for Marcus Mariota and Ohio State. Mariota didn’t have a great game but people may be over analyzing him just a bit.

I also talk about the NBA fight between Kevin Garnett and Dwight Howard. There was a hold bunch of, “H-H-Hold me Back”

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 39: Ohio State v. Oregon

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In this episode of The Last Show Podcast I talk way too much, but yet too little about my first time in Vegas. You could say I was a Vegas virgin, and you would be a D-Bag.

I got to see my first magic show. It was David Copperfield’s show and it was fantastic. He started the show by coming out to Rick Ross, which immediately got me on his good side. He had me at hello. Dude’s show was great. He disappeared, he made a car appear, and he was well worth the $55. I also got to see a lot of bad impersonators on the street, and one of them insulted me.

I talk about the National Championship game tonight. The Ohio State Buckeyes vs. Oregon Ducks. I think it’s funny that everyone is picking Ohio State all of a sudden. It’s also makes me feel weird that I agree with those people.… Read More

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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 38: Stuart Scott…

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When I heard about Stuart Scott passing away it rocked me like I didn’t think it would. I had no idea I had this connection to him. Many that knew him have eulogized him, so I’m not going to do that. Instead on the podcast I talk about how he affected me. I love Stuart Scott, and I glad I got the opportunity to watch him.

I also talk about Sony making a new Walkman which sounds like a horrific idea. On top of that it cost $1100.

And it wouldn’t be a show unless I talked about The Ohio State Buckeyes and their matchup against Oregon in the National Champion. Now “spoiler alert” they’re going to win, but I explain why.

 

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Kortney Shane Williams

Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose

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