Kortney’s Last Show, EP 130: Creepy Kevin Johnson & Craigslist Car Shopping Story

On this episode of the podcast, Kortney has nothing to talk about. Lucky for him he is joined by his brother Kyle, and they talk about nothing together in the most entertaining fashion. The show opens with Kyle and Kortney talking about the tragic passing of Jose Fernandez (3:14). Kortney talks about appearing on Season […]

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 121: Republican and Democratic Conventions & Ted Cruz is Jake “The Snake”

    On this episode of the podcast, I about what was the Republican and Democratic National Conventions. While the Democratic Convention seemed organized the Republican convention was all over the place. I also talk about how Donald Trump turned Ted Cruz into Jake “The Snake”. This week’s Diabolical Hater is Michelle Obama. For all the poisonous […]

Kortney’s Last Show, EP 98: Donald Trump Has the KKK Vote

On this episode of The Last Show Podcast, I talk about Donald Trump running away with the republican nominee. How do you get more popular after being endorsed by the KKK? And who knew the KKK was still popping? Why don’t the rules apply to Trump? I also talk about seeing Vince Staples live in […]

Did you see Dumb and Dumber To? Because I didn’t

Dumb and Dumber (Screengrab)

This morning before I left to work out. I did what I typically do. I kissed my wife and wished her a good day. Then I look at pet cat admonishingly and told him to watch the house. As I walk I walks out the door. I looked at her pet cat admonishingly, told him to watch the house while saying, “Now don’t you go dying on me now.” As I jogged to the gym I began to laugh, and think about my mother. That’s one of her favorite lines from the movie Dumb & Dumber. Then it hit me, “Didn’t they come out with a sequel?”

   They said people were clamoring for a dumber and dumber sequel. Personally I’ve never met any of those people, and I spend most of my time in a comedy club. I think the only people that wanted another sequel, were the producers who tried to make a sequel in 2003 without the original cast.… Read More

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Kortney’s Last Show Podcast, EP 06: LeBron James’ Mount Rushmore

My brother Kyle, joins me for this episode of the Last Show. We talk about LeBron James’ Mount Rushmore and get derailed throughout the process. At one point we question the credentials of Teddy Roosevelt, wonder what Jack Hanna is doing, and talk about LeBron James’ Mount Rushmore of NBA players. We eventually get focused […]

Don’t You Dare Criticize Lincoln (The Movie)


*****Spoiler Alert…I Think?!!*****


Lincoln is nominated for one hundred forty seven Academy Awards, and somehow it will manage to win one hundred and fifty. So I guess we’re all supposed to be enthralled with this movie; A movie which we all knew the plot, setting, and ending, as soon as we knew the title.

But allow me to point out some criticisms at the risk of being struck down.



Thaddeus Stevens (Tommy Lee Jones) had a black wife and no one carried

There are a lot of things that you could keep secret back in the 1800s, but having a black wife isn’t one of them. Despite the fact of there being no internet or Polaroid technology, I think someone would have found out. Especially since black people were slaves.

All you have to do is what for the black woman that gets new dresses and never leaves the house.… Read More

The 10th Anniversary of Kanye West’s The College Dropout…the Year Hip Hop Changed

It’s been ten years since Kanye West announced his arrival on the music scene with The College Dropout. Back then West was just some guy wearing cashmere Polos. This was back before he became a pop-culture controversy magnet. It may be hard for you to remember that far back, but try to take yourself there. Go […]