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Gatorade & Hamburger Meat Reusable Shopping Bag

$7.00 USD


GatoradeHamburgerBagGrocery Shopping is all about efficiency for Kortney. He doesn’t want to be stopped by traffic, people taking donations, and he definitely doesn’t want to be stopped by girl scout cookies. With his shopping bag he lets everyone know, “I Only Came For Gatorade and Hamburger Meat.”




  I’m Right About This – Album

$8.00 USD



I’m Right About This, was performed in front of a live comedy audience at The Comedy Underground in Tacoma, WA in 2010.You can get the album on iTunes and Amazon.

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Ocean Fist T-Shirt


Ocean Fist is 100% Juice. It comes straight from the com’s tit. Instead of fruit on the front  it’s a dude making a fist.

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