Kortney’s Last Show, EP 22: Did Roger Goddell waste you time too?
I watch/listened to that entire Roger Goodell press conference. So I can confirm that, it was the complete waste of time that I thought it would be. Roger Goodell was droning and uninspiring. I haven’t seen a cheaper empty suit since I last shopped at Burlington Coat Factory. However, there was one thing worth seeing . It was hard to catch, but if you looked closely, you could see Geppetto pulling the strings on his suit coat.
He went on and on about how he was wrong, and now he’s found the light. So there’s no need for him to resign. Instead it’s time for him to make things right. Roger just wants to give him one more chance…and another chance…followed by another chance if another elevator video comes out. Speaking of another chance, it was pretty funny when the guy from TMZ Sports asked Goodell how come he didn’t get the video. Roger looked at him like, “Oh, I didn’t know you would be here. They didn’t give me an index card for what to say if this happened.”
I could go on and on. However, I put all my thoughts in audio from.
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