Author: Kortney Williams

Comedian #BARS

NFC Wildcard Preview and Predictions Pt. 1

  *We are breaking down each wildcard game by conference Detroit Lions vs. New Orleans Saints From the outside this may seem like one of the most lopsided games, however if you take a closer look that may not be the case. Sure New Orleans beat Detroit head to head, but the Lions were missing…
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Jersey Shore Diaries: Season 5 Begins

Just when you think the Jersey Shore can’t get any better. They hit you with a sub par episode that you feel obligated to watch. Now there wasn’t a lot there but do you think that’s going to prevent me from breaking it down? Even though that’s was one of the most depressing Jersey Shore…
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Tebow-ing

On Christmas morning of this year, I reluctantly agreed to go with a friend to Sunday church.  I have nothing against church, it’s just never been my “thing”.  I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m anti-church, but I am anti-not-watching-NFL-football.   As hesitant as I was, I agreed because it was a good friend.…
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Welcome To Comedic Prose

I don’t know if you’re here by mistake, or if you actually plan your day around this post. Hopefully you planned your day around the launch of this site. I enjoy the idea of some desperate guy setting pacing while he watches the clock on the microwave thinking, “I wonder what the first piece will…
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Did You Fall For the NBA Okey-Doke?; Time For the NBA Finals, The Miami Heat vs. The Dallas Mavericks

Let’s begin…   Conference Finals Runner Ups (Did you fall for the Okey-Doke) Let’s start with the losers first (I use the word loser in the most respectful manner). The Oklahoma City Thunder had a great year. As a matter of fact they over achieved. If at the being of the season you told OKC…
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