Year: 2014

Comedian #BARS

The annual Oregon Ducks loss means more SEC #niceuniforms

The Oregon Ducks loss on a Thursday night. To a west coast team that had no business beating them. This has become an all too familiar storyline for Oregon. At this point you all most expect it to happen. Hell, had they not lost last night I would have been shocked. As a matter of…
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Sunday Oct. 26th, Taphouse Sessions host Halloween, at Naked City Brewery

There is only one way to celebrate Halloween this year in Seattle. That’s with The Taphouse Sessions (Comedy Showcase) Sunday October 26that 7pm. For the last 6 months the show has been hosted at Naked City Brewery. Originally Naked City took it on under a trial bases. However, after much success and fan fair it…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 23: Shmoney Dance & Kendrick Lamar – i

So this Shmoney dance thing has happened upon me. I was on YouTube looking for something that had nothing to do with dancing. As a matter of fact I think I was looking for Stand-Up. Next thing you know I click on two suggested videos, and I’m in a Shmoney Dance rabbit hole. I actually…
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HBO Jay-Z and Beyonce On the Run Review

I just finished watching the Jay-Z and Beyonce HBO concert. It took me two sittings to finish the On the Run marathon. I’m still not sure if it was a good concert. Going in my expectations were high for some reason. Maybe it was the hype. Maybe it was because of the ticket price for…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 22: Did Roger Goddell waste you time too?

I watch/listened to that entire Roger Goodell press conference. So I can confirm that, it was the complete waste of time that I thought it would be. Roger Goodell was droning and uninspiring. I haven’t seen a cheaper empty suit since I last shopped at Burlington Coat Factory. However, there was one thing worth seeing .…
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LeBron James, using that Hair Butta?

Oh no, no, no, LeBron James. Say it ain’t so (Weezer style). Are you stealing Hair Butta out of Carlos Boozer’s medicine cabinet1? So LeBron James revealed his new shoe earlier this week. He also revealed a crisp hairline. I guess I’m supposed to defend this behavior, because LeBron plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers. He…
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New Samsung Galaxy Note 4 Commercial is so Petty, and I love it

If you haven’t seen the new Samsung commercial attacking the IPhone 6. Then you need to watch the video below right now. In the meantime I’ll go get a glass of apple drink.     Samsung releasing a commercial to point that Apple is copping their style. The same week Apple announced their new phone…
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Last Show, EP 21: Kendrick Lamar’s Theft?; (Ray Rice video)

I only wanted to talk about Kendrick Lamar, and the million dollar lawsuit that he’s facing. However when the Ray Rice video(watch on TMZ here) came out I decided to address that as well. I do get the chance to talk about Rigamortis, and the allegations that he stole some music. If he did steal, I…
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Ray Rice video released, and Ray Rice released

So the video of Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice was released by TMZ Sports. Click here to view the video. I don’t have much to say about the actual video. I think it’s extremely disturbing, and I don’t even know how Rice can look himself in the mirror. Outside of that, the only thing…
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Kortney’s Last Show, EP 20: 2014 Cleveland Browns Preview

So I decided to record a podcast of my 2014 Cleveland Browns preview. I needed to amend some things I said. Mainly that the Browns would make the playoffs (spoiler alert). I recorded this pre Josh Gordon banishment. Also I need to squeeze off a podcast. It’s been too long, or as Timbaland would say,…
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