This morning before I left to work out. I did what I typically do. I kissed my wife and wished her a good day. Then I look at pet cat admonishingly and told him to watch the house. As I walk I walks out the door. I looked at her pet cat admonishingly, told him to watch the house while saying, “Now don’t you go dying on me now.” As I jogged to the gym I began to laugh, and think about my mother. That’s one of her favorite lines from the movie Dumb & Dumber. Then it hit me, “Didn’t they come out with a sequel?”
They said people were clamoring for a dumber and dumber sequel. Personally I’ve never met any of those people, and I spend most of my time in a comedy club. I think the only people that wanted another sequel, were the producers who tried to make a sequel in 2003 without the original cast. That’s right Dumb and Dumberer I ain’t forgot about you. They tried to bill it as a prequel, but we know what that was. I actually say that movie and it was predictively unfunny. The only funny part was at the end of the Bob Saget jumped out of his car, and started cursing. That was funny because, people knew Danny Tanner as this wholesome dad, but didn’t know Bob Saget was a filthy comedian.
So about that Dumb and Dumber To movie. Did you see it? Do you plan on seeing it? Did you want a sequel 20 years after the original?
I’m going to go out on a limb and say the new movie stinks, because I haven’t heard a word about it. However, I will see it eventually. Maybe Bob Saget will curse people out at the end.
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