So Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit a man during the World Cup. By now it’s bite heard round the world. Every sports station worth it’s salt has been talking about this bite for days. They have broken down how hard bit, if it were an accidental bite, and if he would every bite again.
So rather than regurgitate everything you’ve already heard. I decided to ask the bigger question, “When is it okay to bite someone?” It’s not as easy to answer as you may think. There are times that I believe that it’s okay and may even be necessary to go H.A.M. on someone. However there are stipulations and scenarios where you can absolutely not bite someone.
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