The Cleveland Cavaliers higher David Blatt . . . This is going to be good!


So the Cleveland Cavaliers have hired David Blatt to be their head coach.

Who the hell is David Blatt?!
I know David Thompson. I know Kyla Pratt. But I don’t know David Blatt. As a matter of fact I don’t anyone with the last name, Blatt. Which was probably clear when I injected Kyla Pratt into this explanation.

But the truth is, If David Blatt wins it doesn’t matter what his name is. I do have my suspicions about his capability to be a successful NBA Head Coach. I admit I might be a little less suspicious if I had watched his coaching career, but alas, I don’t get the Macabbi Tel Aviv sports package.

However, I did hear that he played at Princeton University and that he also runs many elements of “The Princeton Offense,” and this does lead me to question how successful he will be in the NBA.

Still, we all know that winning, not his philosophy is what matters most. . . .

And, if he doesn’t win, we know that Dan Gilbert will give him the hook by year’s end . . . and maybe one of those spiteful letters written in Comic Sans font.


Kortney Shane Williams

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Kortney Shane Williams is an international touring comedian who honed his skills for 10 years in Seattle Washington. He's opened for Dave Chappelle, Hannibal Buress, David Alan Grier, and has appeared on Laughs TV on Fox, Comedy Time at the Icehouse, and The 206 on NBC. His writing he has been featured on Yahoo and Fox Sports. Kortney's new album, To Whom It Doesn't Concern, is available now. He can also be heard weekly on his podcast, Kortney's Last Show Podcast, which is available on iTunes. Get More from Kortney at:

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