What the hell is going on with Roy Hibbert?
That’s the question every sports fan is asking, and at this point it may have crossed over to a pop culture story. Personally, I wouldn’t be surprised if the disappearance of Roy is leading Good Morning America. It’s probably time to put an APB out for Hibbert’s blood pressure. I don’t want to confirm his death, but if he were dead it would explain a lot of things.
It would explain how you could be seven foot nine, and get zero rebounds.
It’s like ever since Lebron James hit him with that Macho Man flying elbow, he just hasn’t been the same.
I’m not sure what is going on with Roy Hibbert or if he is actually dead, however the more important question is, “Can he come back to life?”
I believe he can arise from the dead. I don’t think he’s going to be the Wilt Chamberlain he was last year in the playoffs, but he can re-emerge as a great defensive presence and a solid rebounder. I’m betting that the Pacers will still go to the Conference Finals, and that Roy will be a big part of their success.
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