I don’t work for Pringles, but after this endorsement I should. As a matter of fact after this endorsement I should own a piece of Pringles. Maybe they could sponsor the website or the podcast. Hell, maybe they can sponsor both. “Hit me up Pringles!”
Here it is:
Pringles came out with these new tortillas nacho flavored potato chips, and they are fantastic. And by fantastic I mean, I would get into a wrestling match with a child for the last can in the store. That’s how good these chips are. And I wouldn’t take it easy on the kid. I’m fighting this kid like it’s a UFC title fight (Bones Jones style).
Now I noticed that these chips had the, “new flavor” logo on the can. Usually that means they’re only available for a limited time. That means you need to stock up immediately. Get as much as humanly possible. Don’t worry if people look at you funny. They don’t know what you know. Remember that geniuses are never appreciated in their time. One day people will look back and think, “Who thought it was a good idea to make anything affiliated with nachos seasonal?”
So get up on the chips immediately.
“And to you Mr./Mrs. Pringles, Holla at ya boy!”
Editor-in-Chief of Comedic Prose
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